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“Do you want some elderberry wine, Mr Potter?”
“I’d love to, Mrs Malfoy. And please call me Harry.”
“Sweetheart? I thought that bottle was reserved for our dinner with the Minister for Magic?”
“So?”
“It’s an exclusive bottle. For exclusive guests.”
“Don’t be silly, dear. Bonkers? Wine for our guest, please.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“It’s lovely, Mrs Malfoy. I especially love the exclusive taste.”
“Draco, are you in pain?”
“I have a throbbing head-ache, Mother. But it’s getting better by the moment...MERLIN!”
“Draco, what...”
“Please excuse me. Toilet.”
“Draco’s acting rather odd.”
“It must be my exclusive presence, Mr Malfoy.”