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KunikidaDoppo created Groupchat
KunikidaDoppo renames group chat to ‘Armed Detective Agency Groupchat’
KunikidaDoppo added NakajimaAtsushi, OsamuDazai, YosanoAkiko, +6
KunikidaDoppo: 4:25pm
Hello, fellow agency members. I created this group chat as a way to help us keep in touch for business, or in case of emergency. And although you can use this group chat however you’d like, I’d appreciate it if you could keep it strictly business.
OsamuDazai: 4:27pm
uhh, how disgusting. Kunikida-Kun’s way of typing is much too formal!~
NakajimaAtsushi: 4:27pm
Uh, id thought you’d be used to his way of texting already,
OsamuDazai: 4:28pm
oh, I am, obviously from all the times he’s texted me at 7 in the morning to get ready and go to work then inevitably, not usually, but commonly breaks into my room when I don’t or am taking too long and forces me to
: but that doesn’t mean I have to like it
NakajimaAtsushi: 4:29pm
ah,
KunikidaDoppo: 4:29pm
Like it or not, Dazai, that is just the way I type.
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NakajimaAtsushi: yesterday
Uh, id thought you’d be used to his way of texting already,
OsamuDazai: yesterday
oh, I am, obviously from all the times he’s texted me at 7 in the morning to get ready and go to work then inevitably, not usually, but commonly breaks into my room when I don’t or am taking too long and forces me to
: but that doesn’t mean I have to like it
NakajimaAtsushi: yesterday
ah,
KunikidaDoppo: yesterday
Like it or not, Dazai, that is just the way I type.
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YosanoAkiko: 11:58am
whats this about?
IzumiKyouka: 12:00am
I was wondering that too
TanizakiJun’ichiro: 12:01pm
i back read and apparently this is a group chat made by Kunikida for the agency?
: although he said we could do whatever
OsamuDazai: 12:02pm
Oh, really?~
KunikidaDoppo: 12:02pm
No, no. Not whatever, strictly business.
OsamuDazai: 12:02pm
well, if that’s the case,
OsamuDazai changed everyone’s names to GlassesNerd, BabyKitten, SuicideIsFabulous, AngelofDeath, DeliciousDetective, StrangelySweetandInnocent???, Cowboy, Fathercat, Ginger, Kawaiisister
12:04pm
BabyKitten: 12:05pm
huh??
AngelofDeath: 12:05pm
that’s pretty bland
Ginger: 12:05pm
that’s strangely accurate, but why am I just ginger??
SuicideIsFabulous: 12:06pm
listen, y’all. I got put on the spot here and couldn’t think of any proper like for many of you, don’t blame me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
GlassesNerd: 12:06pm
Well, you didn’t have to change everyone’s name in the first place, and what is up with mine!?
SuicideIsFabulous: 12:06pm
well, I wanted to make a joke about you and your obsessions but none of them were ideal
GlassesNerd: 12:07pm
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DeliciousDetective: 12:10pm
Dazai, for once you failed to be funny- wow 🙄
AngelofDeath: 12:10pm
f
SuicideIsFabulous: 12:11pm
le gasp, how dare you, Ranpo-San?!
Ginger: 12:12pm
f
BabyKitten: 12:12pm
f
Kawaiisister: 12:12pm
f
Cowboy: 12:12pm
f
DeliciousDetective: 12:12pm
also I feel like I have to say I appreciate the effort or else I’ll come off as rude and Fukuzawa-San told me to work on not being like that, but I can’t help but dislike my name. It seems rather bland, are you taking cracks at my love for sweets and amazing detective skills or something?
SuicideIsFabulous: 12:13pm
I mean, you are in fact delicious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
BabyKitten: 12:14pm
I-
Kawaiisister: 12:14pm
😳
AngelofDeath: 12:14pm
wtf
GlassesNerd: 12:15pm
Dazai, that was completely inappropriate and uncalled for!
SuicideIsFabulous: 12:16pm
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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