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Its was a slightly cloudy morning as some beams of light shines on the hedged art of the head of a shark-faced lagomorph on the front lawn and in the room of our furry crime fighting duo, the alarm clock start to sound and the 6ft dog pull out his gun and shoot the damn thing then he look back at his husband sleeping next to him and giggle as he pet his head "hehe you can sleep through a nuclear war little buddy" he get up and walks to the kitchen, starts up the coffee maker and turn the oven on, then he starts to cook, his ear lifted and he smelled the air, it was darla "oh morning geek, you want eggs and bacon? or just bacon? or just eggs? or something crazy?" the geek open the fridge and grab the milk "just normal eggs and bacon for me" she sat down and serves a glass of milk as sam gave her a plate of bacon and eggs in the shape of a smiling face" eat up ok, i'll go wake up your other male caretaker that i call max and you call mom" geek waves as sam heads to the room "hey max, wake up breakfast is ready" max just grunts in return and cover his head with blankets, sam gets in the bed and jump around and licks max's face, the bunny start to laugh "stop, stop, i'll get up, i'm up, hehe but you have to carry me sammo" sam smile and lift him up then take him to the kitchen.
In the table sam served max's breakfast "here buddy eggs and bacon with maple syrup, ice cream, bbq sauce, liquish, supar and chocolate" max smiles and look at sam "you know me so well, LETS MAKE OUT!" sam stop him "ah ah ah, after breakfast that way the kisses will have some extra flavors" max nods and start to eat, the geek just looks with disgust "ew" max lift a finger and put the other arm on his hip "geek we talk about this, i love him and he loves me, so you must understand that we will always are going to be-" the geek interrupts him "no, i mean your food, its gross" sam and max look at their breakfast then sam answer "this have enough vitamins, sugar and calories that we need to survive the morning" the geek roll her eyes and finish her food then gets up "i'll get ready for school" the both wave with there mouth full, till max start to answer "you know sam i been meaning to tell you" sam swallow as well "what is it bun?" max look at him and smile "i was thinking of having a little me time" sam answer back "really well good for you buddy, everyone need one from time to time" max finishes his plate and gets on top of the table "COME HERE SAMMY!!" he tackles his doggy lover and makeout with him on the kitchen floor.
Time pass, Sam was in front of the door, ready to take the geek to school until max arrive with a huge smile on his face "i'm ready, lets go" sam looks confused and tap his husband's head "uhh max i thought your going to stay here, you know your me time" max look at him with a smile "yeah i want some me time... with you sammy" they both start to walk to the car while the geek was already in it double checking her homework, sam continue the conversation as they enter the car "no no max, that is a "we" time not me time, me time is when a individual want to have some quality time with himself and with his mind while relaxing with no one to bother them" max look at him with a blank expression as sam turn on the car and start to drive, knocking a neighbors mailbox down "that sounds sooo boring, i want my time with you because we're always together, i'm never been without you" max said, sam look at him "that's not true you have adventure without me all the time with your other friends" max looks down "sam you know very well you and i don't have other friends" sam rise a brow "what about sybil?" max look at him angrily "she's not a friend i only hang with her out of pity and because its in my gay nature to hang with women... please don't tell her i said that i don't want to miss our salon and spa day" sam makes a zipper sign on his lips "don't worry i wont, plus i love it when you go on spas and salons days, you come back more relax, cuter, softer and fluffier than ever" max hold his cheeks and blushes "teehee, oh sammy, im blushing" sam smiles and continue "it's true i love it, my little puffy marshmallow" max cover his face "stooop to mushy" they both giggle
after awhile they start to talk more about their moments "so we been together all the time?" max asked, sam nods "yep even when you made those gay adult movies, which i filmed" max looks sad "sadly only one person bought a copy, thanks by the way" sam pats his back "anytime buddy" they later arrive in front of the school gate and look at the back seat and scream "were here!!!" the geek just look at them in shocked face over what she just heard the entire trip, she open the door quickly and dashes to the building "love you two, bye!!" sam looks confused "hmm... must be running late?" max smiles "look at her run sam, wow, and she says she's failing gym" sam starts the car and drive "you know max about your me time, i'll be honored to be in it" max hugs him tight "yay! now lets do some me time at the spa you really need one" sam smiles and put a arm around his bunny husband "don't need to tell me twice lil buddy" and so our freelance police went to the spa for facials, massages, mud baths, steam room and more, so i say this is the best me time i have ever seen