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D: "Am I in Love With My Best Friend" test? Alright. Alright, I'm doing it. Am I in love with my best friend? Let's see, let's see. Do you have a special person in your life that you've always thought as a friend, but now things are changing? Okay, well..
G: [scoff]
D: Leaving you-
G: [giggling]
D: -wondering if you're falling in love with your best friend? If you're not sure, take the quiz, okay, let's take the quiz. Let's find out. Do you ever catch yourself staring at your BFF? Ehh.. n- These questions are gonna be so weird, aren't they? The options are no, once in a while, all the time. I mea- I g- technically, I feel like, even with like, ah- okay. I'll put once in a while. Like, regardless though, that's with like, I feel like that'd be the same with like, anybody, right? It would be, one hundred percent. One hundred percent! I'm about to leave the te- I'm about to leave the test- are they the first person you call when something happens. Sometimes, sometimes. Okay, this is a dumb question, do you try and make him or her happy? Like, well yeah. Oh, the options are I could care less, it's nice if I can, or that's my first thought when I wake up. Like, what? What are these answers? Like, there's no in between like, ehh it's nice if I can, and that's my first thought when I wake up? Like either, either you're like yeah, sure, or you're like, YES! Like, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT! ALL THE TIME! Like, there's no in between? That's ridiculous. I guess- it's nice if I can, is the best option, but like, that's probably not accurate. Do you get jealous if he or she has a bf or gf? I mean..
G: [scoff]
D: [giggling] To be fair, no! no! But!
G: [giggling, simultaneous] But!
D: But! But! But! It would be one of those things where it's like, aww, now he's gonna be spending time, like, doing that, instead of like, with us. Like with like, me and Nick. So, I'll put maybe a little. Right? Maybe a little.
G: [giggle]
D: That's the option, maybe a little. Do you try and look nice when you know you're gonna be together? Um..
G: [more giggling]
D: That's a dumb- this is a dumb question.
G: It's not a dumb question, you're just in a dumb situation.
D: Yeah, that's true. Do you get butterflies if you touch?
[both giggle]
D: Omg yes, um no, I don't think so, I wish I- I- um- I mean, I don't know, I don't know - except I don't, I don't think so, cause I don't know, I don't- I have no idea. Do you ever think about your future together?!
G: You do!
D: Technically! I mean, come on! Like, okay, that's, that's not what they mean though. So the question is, do we answer based on what they mean, or based on what the exact question asks? Because technically, I do, like, because obviously we do everything, like, together, and so it's like, like, a lot of my future is, like, your future, right? So technically, the options are no, I just hope he/she will always be around, or all the time. So do I answer based on what I think..
G: I don't know.
D: -they mean, or what they, what they, what they actually say. Alright, I'll put I hope he will always be around. That's, that's fair enough, that's a middle ground, it's fair enough. Do you have dreams about them? Im- Okay! That's unfair, like, oh my god. Okay, I'll put sometimes.
G: [giggle] What?!
D: That's fair. That's f- okay, listen!
G: What do you, what do you dream about?
D: You- you've had- you're- you're an idiot, you've had dreams! You've had one hundred pe- you've told me about dreams you've had!
G: Dreams what?
D: Like, I'm in a dream.
G: No I haven't!
D: Or something. Yes you have!
G: How would you be in my dream?
D: Don't even try and lie now, don't even try and lie now! Where like, you like-
G: How would you be in my dream?
D: You've said before, where you've like, messaged me or, you know, whatever, like, in your dream. Like something, something happens like that. You know what I mean. That's hu- that's a hundred percent happened. And then, I know, I know, you're- you're lying, whatever. Anyway. How do you feel when you hug this- I don't know. Like I'm hugging my brother or sister, like I'm hugging my friend, like I'm hugging the love of my life, those are my three options, like, I've never hugged you. Um, I'll just put, like, I'm hugging my friend, right? Probably, but I don't know, but I guess I'd put that. Do you go out of your way to help this person? Yeah. But the options are no, not out of my way but I help them when I can, no, or more than anyone else I know. See that's like, those are extreme options, like, not out of my way, like I do go out of my way to help him, but.. I don't know, is it more than anyone else I know? Maybe. Maybe. What do you think, George?
G: What was the question?
D: Do you go out of your way to help this person, and the options are more than anyone else I know, no, or not out of my way, but I help when I can.
G: Uhh..
D: I edited your video for you.
G: Yeah, I had to pay you.
D: You didn't pay me.
G: I did!
D: What? You didn't pay me, you idiot.
G: You made me pay you.
D: No I didn't, you're such an idiot. Now he's just lying, alright I'm gonna put more than anyone else I know, but I'm not sure a hundred percent that's accurate. I'd think, probably. What do you think when they laugh? It's great, how annoying, nothing really. Like what? I just like, oh, that's funny, like how- what? What are these options? It's great, I guess I'm gonna- it's great, but how is that-
G: Dream, you're doing a "are you in love with your best friend" quiz, like, it's not-
D: It's a dumb- there's dumb questions, they're dumb- They can have a better "am I in love with my best friend" quiz. Do you ever think about what it would be like to kiss your best friend?! [a pause] Okay, n- no! No!
G: Why did that take you so long?
D: I'm just gonna put- I'm just gonna put- okay, l-listenisten, the options are this, like, what? The options are, at least a few times a day, gross, or yeah, but I think it would be like kissing my mom. Like, how are those the only options?!
G: Because- I'm, I'm, I'm guessing the people that are taking this test.. are on the edge of whether they love them or not. You're not on the edge.
D: [laughing]
G: So it's weird.
D: That's true. That's true. Well, there's so many qu- I'm on question 12 of 29?! How many questions do they need?! That's more than the Dream SMP quiz. Alright, so I'll put-- wait, [scoff] like, [scoff] this is dumb, like,
G: [mocking his scoffs] Ugh, ugh!
D: There's like- I don't even know, none of these options for me, are, are, are like, accurate. Okay, I put like, yeah but it would, but it'd be like kissing my mom, okay sure, I guess. That seems.. weird, but, whatever, that's the most accurate one probably. Does anyone ever ask if you're dating?
G: [giggling]
D: The options are no, not often, all the time.. All the time. Do you feel best when they are around? Absolutely, no, it helps sometimes. I'll put it helps sometimes.
G: Those are- there's only two options?
D: There's three.
G: What's the third-
D: Do you feel like something is missing when they aren't around? The options are I feel empty, no, or some days it's boring. I'll put some days it's boring. Can you finish each other's sentences? No, we have, or without even thinking. I'll put, we have. Do you know each other's families? No. Are you constantly texting? All day every day, no, or just a few texts here and there. I mean, none of those options are accurate. Like it's more than just a few texts here and there, but it's not all day every day. Or maybe, or maybe is it, is it technically, like, when we message, is it technically all day every day?
G: I don't know.
D: I'll just- okay, I'll just put it. Do you want to spend all your time with your BFF? And the options are every waking minute, no I have better things to do, the majority of it. Umm.. I mean, again, none of these options. Like, it's not, no I have better things to do, but it's also not the majority of it. Which one's more accurate?
G: I don't know, I wasn't listening.
D: Do you try and find a reason to touch them? No. Does the thought of the person give you butterflies? Not really.
G: Wasn't that already a question?
D: When you need a- no, it was like similar- When you need a date for an event, who do you take? Whoever I'm dating, my BFF if I can't find anyone else, always my BFF. Like, this is, again, it's a ridiculous question, to be fair. Whoever I'm dating, my BFF if I can't find anyone else, or always my BFF. I'll just say- I guess, if I can't find anyone else. Alright.
G: What?!
D: When you need a date for an event, who do you take, and the only three options are whoever I'm dating, my BFF if I can't find anyone else, or always my BFF. It's like, none of those.
G: Okay. Well, answer the question.
D: So I'll just put my BFF if I can't find anyone else. That's the most accurate, probably. How often do you think about them? See this is kind of a weird context, but, never, once in a while, daily. Technically, daily!
G: Daily. Daily.
D: [laughing] Okay. Do you compare this person to others you've dated? ..Nooo...
G: Well.
D: Would you drop your plans-okay, shut up-would you drop your plans to hang out with your BFF? In a heartbeat, no, depends on what sounds more fun. Umm, I mean, probably. Right? I mean, I guess, yeah. Can you feel what they are feeling? No, sometimes, every last time. Sometimes. Can you tell them everything? Absolutely, no, not everything but most things. Um. Yeah. Absolutely. Do you think your best friend is in love with you?
G: [scoff]
D: No, not sure, kind of. Hmmmmm. Wow, what a tough question. I would put.. I'll put, not sure. I have no idea. Do you think you're in love with your best friend? Yes, no, I really have no idea. I'm gonna put no. [laughing] You are a little in love with your best friend!
G: Hahaha!
D: It says, you are in love with a few things about your best friend, so it's likely that you could fall entirely in love with them if you--[laughing]--if things keep up the way they are right now.
G: Woooow. If you keep it up.
D: If you're worried they don't feel the same way, you're gonna have to find out how to shut your feelings off, you don't want to ruin what you have. Woooow.
G: You don't wanna ruin it, Dream.
D: Oh, what? It says-- Wow, but out of the percentage though, it says, these are the percentages, 31% a little in love with your best friend. 29% on your way to being in love with your best friend. 33% totally in love with your best friend. Why- it has 2% more, but it wasn't chosen, is it because I said at the end, I said no?
G: [giggling] I don't know. [laughter] It's.. It's.. You paid it off, so it wouldn't give you that option.
D: It has 3% probably not in love with your best friend. 2% kind of in love with your best friend. 2% not in love with your best friend at all. See, there's a 2% chance, though.
G: Mmkay.
D: Alright. Now we know.
G: Wow.
[silence]
D: Alright, what other tests are there?