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“Are you calling me a bitch, Regulus Black?”
Remus looks back at Regulus, who’s now tilting his head teasingly and grinning at him. He rolls his eyes, for probably the tenth time this morning already, and slumps against his dresser. “Aren’t you trying to ask a favor of me, right now? I hate to break it to you, young Reg, but this is not how you get that done.”
Regulus’ grin is wiped off his face immediately and he swallows, “Right... Well, I was saying that Sirius, out of every Slytherin in this school, is most likely to cooperate with you.”
“Which I still don’t get, but... say I were to help you out…” he crosses his arms, “What would be in it for me?”
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A story in which Remus Lupin is the nerdiest asshole you will ever meet, Sirius Black is insufferable, and little Regulus Black has a few tricks up his sleeve.
(takes place in 5th year)