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1. The Curious Case of the Fidgeting Professor by TheWifeofRiverSong

   Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Mar 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Eleventh Doctor/River Song
   • The Doctor/River Song
   • River Song
   • The Doctor (Doctor Who)
   • Eleventh Doctor
   • PWP
   • Smut
   • gratuitous cunnilingus
   • Rough Sex
   • Desk Sex
   • the Doctor is the Oprah of orgasms
   • but only for River
   • the Doctor wears River’s legs as a most glorious necklace
   • River has a bad case of the whore knees
   • I just made that up but I’m using it now
   • “Whore knees” instead of horny- that’s mine now
   • but also what an effective double entendre that is
   • because River does get on her knees for the Doctor in this fic
   • Actually I probably shouldn’t use that
   • I’ll stop now
   • But first I’d like to make the disclaimer that people who get on their knees are not whores
   • I myself spend a good portion of my time at work on my knees
   • And I am but a humble grocery stocker

   Summary

   This is the only thing that could possibly happen if the Doctor found himself trapped and hiding beneath River’s desk in the middle of her class…

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