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Bakugo is a nerd.
You probably won't know unless it exploded in your face.
He's the 3rd in the written exams, sleeps pretty early. He even owns All Might Merch. [ not as much as Midoriya though, don't tell him that he knows ]
So when Kirishima open the dangerous door to hell and found Bakugo wearing glasses, he didn't know if he should expect that or not.
Why was Kirishima there in the first place? Well he just wanted to hang out with best friend! Nothing's wrong with that. Yup.
So seeing Bakugo wearing glasses, reading a book on bed, is just- something else. He tired to cover his laughter in his hand.
"The fuck you want Shitty Hair?" Bakugo asked as he glared at him. Kirishima tried to look at him while fighting down his laughter.
"What's up with you?" Bakugo put down the book to glare are him. Kirishima took a deep breath and look at him in the eyes and said;
"Nerd."
Bakugo took of his glasses and putting it aside, glaring muderously at the redhead. "The fuck you called me?"
Kirishima smirked, "you heard me Blasty, you nerd."
There were explosions after that.
•●•●•●•
You know how chaotic the hero course is? Today is one of the days.
Cause explosions can be heard upstairs and not for long, Kirishima came tumbling down the stairs and falling face first to the ground. He quickly stood up only to be knocked back to the ground by Bakugo. He grab Kirishima by the collar with one hand and raised the other with little sparks to Kirishima's head.
"Call me that again and I'll shove your words so far up your ass you'll never see the light of day again." He threatened.
Kirishima only laughed making Bakugo angrier. "Why are you laughing!?!"
"It's just-" Kirishima said after he calmed down a little, "-It's pretty ironic that you call people a nerd when you are one."
"I AM NOT A NERD SHITTY HAIR!!!"
"STAGE ONE: DENIAL! YOU'RE IN DENIAL BAKUGO!!
"SHUT UP I'M NOT!!!"
"YOU ARE BLASTY!!!"
There was a huge explosion as that.
•●•●•●•
They both got a long lecture from Iida.
And had to do all the chores in the dorms.
Kirishima thought it was worth it.
Bakugo still has a murder plan for Kirishima.
Still worth it.