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Famous actor Xie Lian accidentally forgets to switch over from his main account to his private account and makes a very questionable tweet about famous actor Hua Cheng.
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Pei Ming gets bitches @sexmasterpm • 16m
replying to @tazaidianxia
Hoho~~

XL stan ;) @x1el1an • 15m
replying to @tazaidianxia
WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!!!

Fafa boy @huachengluvrz • 12m
replying to @tazaidianxia
DID XIE LIAN GET HACKED?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

Green Dong @qi.wrong • 8m
replying to @tazaidianxia
MY FUCKING COUSIN IS GAY?! 😭😭

Xie Lian enthusiast @cr0wnprincexl • 7m
replying to @tazaidianxia
IM PRAYING HE GOT HACKED IF NOT I AM SO SORRY WTF

Notes:

This idea has been stuck in my head forever and I finally wrote something 🤔

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Much like many celebrities, Xie Lian had a twitter account.

 

And much like many other celebrities, Xie Lian also had a private twitter account. Where he only allowed very close friends to follow him.

 

But unfortunately, Xie Lian fucked up his life tremendously.

 

Your wondering how? Well, Xie Lian forgot to switch from his main account to his private account and accidentally made the tweet that would potentially ruin his career.

 

 

 

Xie Lian @tazaidianxia 18m

HUA CHENG IS LITERALLY SO HOT WHAT THE FUCK. Literally in his latest magazine photos I want him to bend me over the nearest surface.

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Pei Ming gets bitches @sexmasterpm • 16m

replying to @tazaidianxia

Hoho~~

 

XL stan ;) @x1el1an • 15m

replying to @tazaidianxia

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!!!

 

Fafa boy @huachengluvrz • 12m

replying to @tazaidianxia

DID XIE LIAN GET HACKED?! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!

 

Qingxuan is best @windmaster • 11m

replying to @tazaidianxia

oh no..

 

Mu Qing hater @feng_xin • 10m

replying to @tazaidianxia

XIE LIAN. XIE LIAN TEXT ME BACK RIGHT NOW.

 

Feng Xin hater @mu_qing • 10m

replying to @tazaidianxia

TEXT ME RN.

 

Green Dong @qi.wrong • 8m

replying to @tazaidianxia

MY FUCKING COUSIN IS GAY?! 😭😭

 

Xie Lian enthusiast @cr0wnprincexl • 7m

replying to @tazaidianxia

IM PRAYING HE GOT HACKED IF NOT I AM SO SORRY WTF

 

 

 

 

Xie Lian frantically scrolled through the flooding replies, likes, and Retweets. It wouldn’t be long before he’s the number 1 trending hashtag on twitter!

 

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!!!

 

Why did Xie Lian forget to switch over to his private account!!! He fucked up his entire career!!

 

And what’s even worse, he dragged Hua Cheng into his mess.

 

Hua Cheng.

 

Hua Cheng, a name everyone should know. He’s a brilliant actor and Xie Lian has only got the chance of acting with him once but he cherishes that moment for life. Hua Cheng has kind of been Xie Lian’s celebrity crush for… oh wow he can’t even remember a time when he didn’t like Hua Cheng. Probably ever since his first movie when he was 17, Xie Lian would have been 19 and just started the acting business as well.

 

And now Hua Cheng was going to be a part of his scandal. Oh fuck! The thought that Hua Cheng was going to now know that Xie Lian liked him hasn’t even crossed his head yet!

 

And what the fuck was that tweet he even made?! Granted he has thought a lot worse things about Hua Cheng and confessed a lot of his dreams drunkenly to Shi Qingxuan, BUT THIS WAS NOT A PART OF HIS PUBLIC IMAGE.

 

Oh he was so screwed.

 

 

~ 💌 ~

 

 

When Hua Cheng walked into the kitchen his phone almost fell of the counter top with how much it was vibrating. He managed to catch it just before it fell off and mumbled, “who the fuck is calling me.”

 

Turns out it wasn’t a call, just lots and lots of notifications, most of them being from twitter.

 

First, Hua Cheng wanted to check what his friends texted him.

 

 

Fish (balls for brains) bastard: uh u might want to chek twitter

 

Yin yu: someone mentioned you on twitter..

 

 

Ok.. Hua Cheng didn’t actually have many friends. But he checked twitter just as they had told him.

 

His natural instincts kicked in as soon as twitter was opened and he found himself typing in Xie Lian’s account name out of habit. Hua Cheng told himself he would check whatever his friends were talking about right after he checked if Xie Lian tweeted anything new, but probably not, he never tweets.

 

Hua Cheng nearly dropped his phone as his eye fixated on the new tweet Xie Lian posted. His remaining eye was about to pop out of its socket if Hua Cheng stared any longer.

 

 

 

Xie Lian @tazaidianxia 18m

HUA CHENG IS LITERALLY SO HOT WHAT THE FUCK. Literally in his latest magazine photos I want him to bend me over the nearest surface.

 

 

Is Hua Cheng in a parallel universe? Did he accidentally wake up as some protagonist in a y/n wattpad fanfic in which he hopelessly pines for his celebrity crush and they end up liking him back? Did Xie Lian get hacked?

 

Definitely. Xie Lian definitely got hacked. There’s absolutely no way Xie Lian would post something like this.

 

No matter how many times Hua Cheng told himself this he still couldn’t help the way his guts felt like they were being rearranged every time he glanced back at his phone. The butterflies were absolutely going to kill him.

 

Theres absolutely no way that Xie Lian, the man Hua Cheng had been hopelessly in love with since he was 17, would ever find him even remotely attractive. No way.

 

Now Hua Cheng was wondering who on earth had the balls to hack Xie Lian and make him tweet such ridiculous things about him.

Notes:

THANK YOU FOR READING I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS SEMI CRACK FIC.
Come yell at me on actual twitter/ @Lesbain_Qirong (or if you just wanna be Mutuals on twitter!!) :D