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    Hitoshi sighed.

    “Who drew the dick?” he asked, hand coming up to pinch the bridge of his nose.

    Ashido squawked. “It’s a broomstick!”

    “That—is not a broomstick,” Bakugou snarled. Hitoshi was disappointed that he had to agree (with Bakugou, of all people. Ew).

    “It so is,” Ashido huffed, straightening out her tie so the yellow stripes laid flat once more.

    “It’s not!”

    “It most certainly is, you crotch pirate!”

    “Douche waffle!”

    “Dick Dragon!”

    “Alien freak!”

    “That’s Alien Queen, to you, nut jockey!”

    “I’d rather sell my soul to the devil for a wheat thin than call you the Q-word!”

    “How do you guys even come up with this stuff?!” Hagakure shouted.

    “She inspires me every day by fueling my incessant rage,” Bakugou hissed.

     

    Or, the chaotic ShinKami hogwarts AU that literally no one asked for.

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