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PinkPrincessMF — 12:01 AM (UTC-08:00)
OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU END THE CHAPTER LIKE THAT I HATE YOU
TheMagentaSamurai — 12:03 AM (UTC-08:00)
I'm truly, deeply sorry you are unable to appreciate a well-crafted cliffhanger.
PinkPrincessMF — 12:03 AM (UTC-08:00)
HELL YEAH IM NOT! IM SO ANGRY WITH YOU RIGHT NOW IM GONNA SCREAM
TheMagentaSamurai — 12:03 AM (UTC-08:00)
Relax. I still have two more chapters planned. Everything will be fine.
PinkPrincessMF — 12:04 AM (UTC-08:00)
*cries the angriest tears EVER* IT BETTER BE FINE! YOU CANT JUST DO THAT WITH MY FEELINGS OKAY
TheMagentaSamurai — 12:04 AM (UTC-08:00)
Now, now, it's not over yet ;)
PinkPrincessMF — 12:04 AM (UTC-08:00)
UGH. then… can you tell me when the next chapter will be up??? and if the steel samurai and the evil magistrate will get together again?????? and if ill stoP CRYING SO MUCH????????
TheMagentaSamurai — 12:05 AM (UTC-08:00)
Soon, maybe, no.
PinkPrincessMF — 12:05 AM (UTC-08:00)
AAARRRRGH THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING MEEEEE
TheMagentaSamurai — 12:05 AM (UTC-08:00)
But if you die, who will read my gay romances between pseudo-Japanese martial artists fighting in complicated outfits?
PinkPrincessMF — 12:05 AM (UTC-08:00)
LIKE A THOUSAND OTHER PEOPLE
TheMagentaSamurai — 12:06 AM (UTC-08:00)
I don't think there are even a thousand people in this fandom…
PinkPrincessMF — 12:06 AM (UTC-08:00)
SHUT UP. WE MAY BE SMALL BUT WE ARE STRONG! NOW IF YOULL EXCUSE ME IM GOING TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID CLIFFHANGER
TheMagentaSamurai — 12:06 AM (UTC-08:00)
It was a pretty good cliffhanger, wasn't it?
PinkPrincessMF — 12:06 AM (UTC-08:00)
WHATEVER. GOOD NIGHT. POST THE NEXT CHAPTER SOON OR ELSE
TheMagentaSamurai — 12:07 AM (UTC-08:00)
Good night, PP.
PinkPrincessMF — 10:56 PM (UTC-08:00)
oh god. this is the second-to-last chapter
TheMagentaSamurai — 10:59 PM (UTC-08:00)
Yes, the penultimate chapter.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:00 PM (UTC-08:00)
THE SECOND-TO-LAST CHAPTER. AND YOU DO THIS MEEEEEE
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:00 PM (UTC-08:00)
The penultimate chapter, yes. And you have a lovely flair for the dramatic.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:00 PM (UTC-08:00)
DULLY NOTED
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:00 PM (UTC-08:00)
*Duly
PinkPrincessMF — 11:01 PM (UTC-08:00)
YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. YOU. HAVE NO. RIGHT. YOU COME INTO THIS FANDOM. YOU WRITE THIS FANFIC. and then what do you do? YOU BREAK MY HEART INTO A MILLION PIECES! SO DONT YOU DARE CORRECT MY SPLELING
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:01 PM (UTC-08:00)
*Spelling. And we still have one chapter to go. Who knows what will happen…?
PinkPrincessMF — 11:02 PM (UTC-08:00)
wait. WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT.
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:02 PM (UTC-08:00)
Yes, I am waiting.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:02 PM (UTC-08:00)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THE EVIL MAGISTRATES FINALLY GOING TO APOLOGIZE AND HIM AND THE STEEL SAMURAI ARE FINALLY GONNA END UP TOGETHER AND THEY FINALLY ADOPT LIKE SIX DOGS AND A HANDFUL OF CATS
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:03 PM (UTC-08:00)
I'm not entirely sure where you got the dogs and cats from, but I can't spoil it now, can I? ;)
PinkPrincessMF — 11:03 PM (UTC-08:00)
YOURE SO EVIL OMG
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:03 PM (UTC-08:00)
And you haven't updated Crossed Spears of Destiny in some time. I thought you were doing monthly updates?
PinkPrincessMF — 11:04 PM (UTC-08:00)
UGGGHH, dont remind me! ive just been stuck on this scene FOREVER and i have NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING!
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:04 PM (UTC-08:00)
Most writing is like that, I think.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:04 PM (UTC-08:00)
YEAH WELL THATS EASY FOR YOU TO SAY WITH YOUR PERFECT CHARACTERIZATION OF A ROMANCE BETWEEN THE STEEL SAMURAI AND THE EVIL MAGISTRATE WITHOUT IT BEING ALL WEIRD AND OOC! HOW DO YOU EVEN DO IT YOU MAGICIAN YOU
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:06 PM (UTC-08:00)
Well. If you must know.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:06 PM (UTC-08:00)
YES I MUST
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:07 PM (UTC-08:00)
Absolutely must?
PinkPrincessMF — 11:07 PM (UTC-08:00)
DUH
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:10 PM (UTC-08:00)
I've actually been basing it on a crush I've had the (mis?)fortune of having.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:10 PM (UTC-08:00)
WHAT NO WAY
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:10 PM (UTC-08:00)
Way.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:11 PM (UTC-08:00)
TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:13 PM (UTC-08:00)
Well, it wasn't love at first sight. I admit I may or may not see myself in the Evil Magistrate, and I may or may not see this other person in the Steel Samurai. Ours is a complicated relationship. Very contentious, but we always somehow end up together.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:14 PM (UTC-08:00)
i am legit crying right now. thats kinda beautiful, you know?
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:14 PM (UTC-08:00)
If you say so.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:14 PM (UTC-08:00)
so… care to tell me who it is???
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:14 PM (UTC-08:00)
No! You wouldn't even know who he is anyway; he's probably never even seen a single episode of SS.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:14 PM (UTC-08:00)
then who cares if i “wouldnt even know who he is anyway”! at least give me a first name! COME ONNNNNNNN
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:20 PM (UTC-08:00)
Very well.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:20 PM (UTC-08:00)
YES?!
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:21 PM (UTC-08:00)
His name is Phoenix.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:35 PM (UTC-08:00)
mr edgeworth?
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:42 PM (UTC-08:00)
Maya Fey?
PinkPrincessMF — 11:42 PM (UTC-08:00)
WHAT?! MR EDGEWORTH YOU WERE MY STEEL SAMURAI PENPAL THIS WHOLE TIME?!
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:43 PM (UTC-08:00)
I can't believe this. So I'm supposing the MF in your username doesn't stand for “motherfucker”?
PinkPrincessMF — 11:43 PM (UTC-08:00)
okay, firstly, im trying to imagine you saying “motherfucker” irl and it isnt working. secondly, HOLY CRAP YOU WERE MY STEEL SAMURAI PENPAL THIS WHOLE TIME?!
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:43 PM (UTC-08:00)
It appears so. What are the odds? No, seriously. What exactly are the odds of something like this happening?
PinkPrincessMF — 11:44 PM (UTC-08:00)
one in a thousand?
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:44 PM (UTC-08:00)
That sounds about right.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:45 PM (UTC-08:00)
oh god. i just remembered i read that multi-chapter smut you posted a few weeks ago.
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:45 PM (UTC-08:00)
You read that?! I apologize. Sincerely.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:45 PM (UTC-08:00)
YOU BETTER! I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT MR EDGEWORTH
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:46 PM (UTC-08:00)
Believe me, if I'd known that you'd be among those who read it, I wouldn't have posted it in the first place!
PinkPrincessMF — 11:46 PM (UTC-08:00)
I EVEN LEFT KUDOS!
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:46 PM (UTC-08:00)
Oh dear Lord have mercy on my soul.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:46 PM (UTC-08:00)
ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT MR EDGEWORTH.
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:46 PM (UTC-08:00)
I think I'm falling ill. Let's finish this discussion another time.
PinkPrincessMF — 11:46 PM (UTC-08:00)
OR MAYBE NEVER!
TheMagentaSamurai — 11:46 PM (UTC-08:00)
That sounds just as good.
PinkPrincessMF — 12:06 AM (UTC-08:00)
wait, you have a crush on NICK???!!?!?!