Work Text:
It's been 6 months after the event where Cale had stabbed himself with the world tree branch and when the White Star has perished. His family is, of course, forced him to recuperate in the super rock villa and to never go out unless he's gotten enough rest which is in favor of Cale's slacker life since after the war there will be lots of paper works to do and if he's recuperating then it means that he's exempted from doing anything at all except sleeping and eating.
Everyone has gathered in the black castle's living room after hearing that Raon, On and Hong will show them some recordings of the young master Cale slacking in the super rock villa and if you are wondering where's Cale, thankfully he's been called by the Duke, threatening him that if he doesn't visit then he will be the lord of the house that's why he's in the Henituse duchy and if he ever knows what the three children are planning, he will surely faint. But that's not the point, anyway, everyone is curious about what the young master Cale is doing after all he has finally achieved his slacker life so they want to see how the young master is faring his day.
"Goldie gramps and everyone you're finally here!!" Raon shouted while flying to them together with the two cats following him while nodding.
"Yes yes, so what are you three showing to us that you're even rushing to make us come here" Eruhaben-nim stated while petting Raon's head when Raon sat in his lap.
Most of them have also found their own seats while some remain standing including the butler Ron and his son Vicross who rushed here after dealing with the remaining Arm members in the Eastern Continent.
The others who have become very busy including the still crown prince Alver are also here to escape from mountains of paper works. He is also curious about what his dongsaeng doing while he's busy signing lots of paper works. While others who can't leave their home can only settle in using a communication device.
Choi Han also sat down while On and Hong are in his lap.
"Hehehe" Raon laughs and if you look at him clearly he looks like the young master Cale when he's planning on scamming. "We have recorded the weak human singing while he's bathing!" he continues on what he's saying.
"Cale is humming when he's always bathing nya." said cute little Hong.
"True nya but this time he's singing." the silver kitten On continues.
"Ho the young master is singing?" Ron says while smiling benignly or viciously? we will never know.
"It seems that Cale-nim is really a man full of talents." Choi Han added while smiling innocently? is Choi Han really innocent? or only to Cale? who knows.
"I agree, young master Cale is really talented yet all he wants is his slacker life, he's really kind." Mary also stated while admiring the young master in which the saint Jack also agrees.
"My dongsaeng is really talented maybe I can hire him as my personal musician since he doesn't want to be a prime minister." Alver laughs while sipping tea that Ron has given to the guests.
The others also nodded and Eruhaben-nim encourage Raon to show the recording. "What an unlucky bastard, can't even sing without anyone knowing, anyway little kid since everyone here can't wait you should start the recording."
"Young master Cale is really a legend! a full of talents a go.." before Clopeh has finished what he's saying he's been smacked by Choi Han.
"Yes, goldie gramps!" Raon then takes the recording device in his spatial dimension and puts it on the table so that everyone can see.
The living room becomes quiet while waiting for the recording to play and when it started to play it first shows the three children's faces with Raon holding it and they're in front of the door which we presume is the door to the bathroom.
"Is the recording now starting nya?" Hong says in the video while eyeing the device.
"Yes yes! so we need to be quiet to hear our human humming!" Raon excitedly whispered while On just watched them on the sidelines.
Everyone chuckles at the three children in the video but suddenly stops when they hear Cale from the other side of the door humming then in a few minutes they felt shocked and confused because of the lyrics that the young master Cale just said.
"Hey, woman
Let me be your woman
Woman, woman, woman
I can be your woman
Woman, woman, woman"
"This... does young master Cale wants to be a girl?" the soon-to-be mage tower master Rosalyn stated while being shocked.
"Haaaa what an unlucky bastard."Eruhaben-nim just sighed while watching the recording.
"I can't believe young master wants to be a woman..." Witira, the future queen whispered which everyone has heard.
"Didn't he also sing the "I can be your woman" then does that mean young master Cale likes a guy?"Bud, the mercenary king voiced and everyone looks at him.
"That's.." Choi Han muttered while processing just what Cale has sung and on what Bud has said which earns a blush on his cheeks.
The boys also blushed when they realized that Cale likes boys and thought that it can be either of them to whom Cale likes which earns a glare from Ron.
"You can reciprocate
I got delicious taste"
"Dongsaeng isn't that too explicit?" The crown prince Alver muttered while putting his hands on his face to cover up his blushing.
"Goldie gramps! what does it mean? human is not a food right? he can't be eaten right?!!" Raon anxiously fluttered his wings while looking at Eruhaben-nim who' just recovered from being a statue after hearing the said lyrics.
"No ah that's adult things that you will understand once you grow up" Eruhaben-nim muttered while still processing what his children just said.
"You need a woman's touch in your place
Just protect her and keep her safe"
"Even if Cale-nim is not a woman I will protect him." Choi Han whispered to himself which was then heard by everyone.
"Of course, we need to protect our human because he is weak!" Raon stated while the two cats meowed agreeing on what a little dragon says.
"Baby, worship my hips and waist
So feminine with grace
I touch your soul when you hear me say
"Boy, let me be your woman"
Rosalyn sighs, "I also think that young master Cale has become slender and feminine when he loses his muscles due to the war."
"Then I will make sure that young master will always be well fed." muttered the chef Vicross and is agreed by Ron saying "I will also make sure to add more lemon in his tea." while sharpening his dagger and to where he got it? it's always hidden in his clothes.
Everyone has heard what the father and son saying also agree, forgetting what the young master has said in the last lines which then remembered because of what Clopeh just said.
"Young master Cale if you agree, you can be my woman!!" Clopeh shouted while kneeling in front of the device where Cale's singing is heard.
"YES MY FRIEND YOU CAN BE MY WOMAN I WILL ACCEPT YOU HAHAHA" Toonka's loud voice from the communication device has made him earn all of the people's glares.
"You all don't deserve my dongsaeng." the crown prince Alver stated.
"Let me be your woman
Woman, woman, woman
I can be your woman
Woman, woman, woman
Let me be your woman
Woman, woman, woman
I can be your woman
Woman, woman, woman"
"Haaaa I can't believe that unlucky bastard chose to sing this song out of all music, wait in all my life I didn't know any kind of song that Cale is singing. Does it mean...?" Eruhaben questioned and everyone also nods including Choi Han because the song only got released after he got transported to another world.
"Then, does young master Cale really wants to be a woman?..." Paseton softly asked her sister and her sister then looked at everyone wandering if they can answer her brother's question.
"I can accept Cale-nim even if he's not a woman, maybe I should confess now." Choi Han muttered while everyone heard him and those who like him also started to formulate a plan while those who are like a parent to Cale such as Ron smiled more benignly, thinking of a plan on how to remove pests who will bother Cale later.
"I and my dongsaeng understand each other very well that's why I think I'm the perfect fit for him." crown prince Alver declared earning a murderous glare to everyone.
"My my, your highness don't you need a queen which means a girl, not a boy?" Bud sarcastically said to him.
"Wait, now that I think about it, young master Cale sang that he wants to be a woman.. is it because of the crown prince?" Hannah said in the communication device.
"I REFUSE TO HAND MY GOD CALE TO ALL OF YOU!! I WILL NOW GO TO THE HENITUSE DUCHY TO ASK FOR HIS HAND IN MARRIAGE." Clopeh shouted then tore a teleportation scroll before everyone reached and kills him.
"STOP HIM, HE DON'T DESERVE CALE-NIM THAT ASSHOLE CLOPEH!" Choi Han standing up also shouted tearing a teleportation scroll that coordinates to the Henituse duchy while holding his scabbard readying his sword to kill Clopeh.
"NOOOOO OUR HUMAN WON'T GET MARRIED GOLDIE GRAMPS LET'S GO GET OUR HUMAN!!" Raon wailed and the two kittens also meowed agreeing to what Raon said.
"Yes let's go now before that unlucky bastard gets confessed by the one he likes." Eruhaben darkly muttered and readied a teleportation circle together with Ron and Vicross they teleported to the duchy.
"I also want to ask Cale's hand for marriage, I should have brought a teleportation scroll," Archie whispered which was then heard by the siblings who are shocked because it's Archie who has the pride as high as the mountains.
"What? Cale deserves to be my lover after all the achievements he had done!" Archie argued to the two of them.
"I also want to confess to young master Cale." Paseton also said which then is glared at by Archie. "So you're also one of my rivals, anyway I will now go to the duchy to fight for Cale!" then he left.
The crown prince just laughs thinking that even if he's late, he can just bribe Cale with golden plaques while promising his slacker life if he agreed to be his queen or rather an empress once the Raon kingdom becomes an empire.
Rosalyn together with Mary also teleports to the duchy because she wants to know what's happening and who will Cale choose if ever.
As for now, I bet that the Henituse duchy is now in chaos because of everyone asking for Cale's hand in marriage while fighting with everyone. May God bless you Cale or maybe even the god of death wants you to be his bride.