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Steve Rogers, Tony Stark and Thor saw it. They coudn't stop Thanos now. He brought Vision back and they coudn't make it in time, nor Wanda. Everyone hold their breaths as Thanos hand came closer to Vision forehead. It was the end
But, Thanos hand didn't even got closer enough as a laser was shot in his hand, making the purple alien scream in pain and drop Vision, Wanda runing in his direction
"I think we arrived in the right moment" A masculine voice said, and everyone turned to see a blond woman with a white and goldish suit, who had a type of sword in her hands, a big asian man with a green suit, whose fist had a glowing around it, a brunette boy with a black suit and had his eyes glowing a bright yellow, a dark skinned girl with a red suit, looking quite amused with the situation, a asian woman with a green suit and who tried to make the girl with red suit look more serious, then in her right a woman with a type of a green tiara, a tall man with a purple suit, looking annoyed and bored with the situation, another man who looked a lot like Clark Kent with a dark blue suit, a teenager girl with a blue-green suit, a pakistani man, who a spider-child recognized as a movie star, with a blue suit and a indian man with a black suit carrying a camera
"Oh oh oh oh, isn't that Eros brother?" The pakistani man looked at the Walmart Clark Kent
"Now is not the time, Kingo" The teenager girl looked at the man, now recognized as Kingo
"Aham, okay, You are not going to hurt this planet, Thanos" The woman who looked like the leader of the group said
"Oh, but I'm not going to hurt it, the universe needs balenc--" Thanos looked at the woman just to be cutted of by the brunette boy
"This shit is soooo boring!" The brunette boy says and put his hands in his back, the dark skinned girl laughing at the boy
"I mean, Druig's not wrong" The man with green suit spoke up and the blond woman shrugged
"Let's make it quick, Kingo was showing me what a Kindle are" The red wearing suit signes as the boy, Druig, says out loud
"You can try to sto--" Thanos didn't even get to finish his phrase as the girl runs and punch him, making the alien fly and hit a tree
And with that, hell broke lose, the Walmart version of Clark Kent started flying and shooting laser from his eyes at some aliens, The blond woman and the asian man started killing part of the army, the green wearing suit lady turned outriders in stones, the speedster girl continued to punch and kick Thanos nonstop. The brunette boy's eyes glowed a yellow and part of Black Order started fighting each other, Kingo started shooting all the outriders in his way, the teenager girl started making ilusions, making the creatures confused, then the purple suit guy threw small round devices that frozed the creatures
"YOU ALL ARE GONNA STAY STILL OR HELP US?" The teenager girl screamed at the frozed Avengers, making they return from their shook and start helping the heroes
The tiara wearing woman started walking towards Wanda and Vision
"Come on, darlings, I will take you two to where you were" She told both of them, taking Wanda's hands gently and started taking the two to Shuri's lab
"We are getting good fighting scenes, sir!" Yelled the indian man while filming the battle and shooting a creature that was approaching him
"You two are seriously going to put that on Youtube?" The asian woman asked
"It's Kingo and Karun! What did you espected, Sersi!" The asian man laughed, the blond woman smirking
"Hey, now I am thinking, who's going to tell Eros about that? I am not doing this shit" The tall man said
"I am not doing it either, I think it's better if we leave it to Ajak" The brunette boy said
"Ohhhh, look at Makkari! She's making him regret even being born!" Sersi spoke up
"Ah Makkari, she's so pretty and smart and beautiful and amazing and lovely and sweet and hot and perfect! I love Makkari so much" Druig sighs dreamily
"Oh no, not again!" Screamed Kingo as Sersi, the blond woman and the teen girl laught
"Oh shit! Look at Ajak's face! She's going to turn him in dust" Fake Superman cries out
As the woman start walking towards Thanos, Makkari stops punching him and runs to help the others
"Fuck, she's going to kill him!" Makkari signs and the heroes start laughing
The woman, now they know is named Ajak, touches Thanos chest and he instantly turns to dust. His army stops and start running to the spaceship, in fear of what would happen to their life if continued to fight
"Well, that was boring and I am hungry" The blond woman states as Ajak start approaching the rest
"Okay, what, and I can't stress enough, the fuck was that?! Who are you all?" Tony asks
"We are the Eternals, man!" Kingo spoke up
"We apologize for coming without a previous warning, I am Ajak, it's nice to meet you all" Ajak states calmly
"These are Druig and Makkari" She point to yellow-eyes-which-are-not-yellow-anymore boy and the speedster girl, both clearly flirting with each other
"Ikaris, Sersi and Phastos" She point to Fake Clark Kent, the asian woman and the tall man, whose looked like they were having a good conversation
"Thena and Gilgamesh" She points to the blond woman and the asian man, the man kissing the womans hand
"And last but not least, Sprite, Kingo and Karun" She point to the teen girl, the pakistani man and the indian man, the girl rolling her eyes to something that Kingo said and the indian man nooding looking quite excited
"We arrived in Earth in 5000 B.C. We protect you humans from deviants" She says smilling widely
"Nice to meet you, ma'am, I am Steve Rogers" Cap stick his hand to have a handsake with the woman
"Nice to meet you, Steve Rogers, you don't need to use all this formality" She spoke, shaking his hand
After everyone introduced themselfs to each other, T'Challa invited them all to have a 'vacation' in Wakanda, all of them quickly agreeing
And if Thena wanted to adopted Peter Parker and Tony Stark didn't agreed, no one said a thing