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Oliver is mad at Felix, so to get back at him, he'll fuck his cousin.
If Felix keeps doing what he does, maybe Oliver will fuck all of the Cattons.
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How ridiculous is the idea that his Oliver is the one showing these girls such a good time?
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Oliver would watch Felix forever if he could, but it wouldn't take away his need to be the one Felix touched.
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Oliver Quick clearly isn't doing well. When his parents and his acquaintance (Oliver refuses to call such a menace as Michael Gavey a friend) band together to send him away to New York to get out of his funk, how does he recover?
AKA a The Devil Wears Prada AU that's way more fucked up and Saltburn-coded than you knew you needed.
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Just the pack at peace in college, where there is no hurt.
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A Drabble A Day (Depression, Please Go Away) by PrincessaBitchessa
Fandom Teen Wolf (TV), Wednesday (TV 2022)
04 Jun 2023
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Princessa's Bitchin' Prompts 2017 by ArtemisTsubame2003, PrincessaBitchessa
Fandom Riverdale (TV 2017), Teen Wolf (TV), The Maze Runner Series - All Media Types
15 May 2020
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Always Like This by igrowtails
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Sep 2026
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Sveta
Help me
I am in love with a virginIlya was exaggerating for comic effect, of course. He wasn’t in love with Shane Hollander. He was just absolutely infatuated with him and wanted to carry him around in his pocket and also fuck him senseless and then count his freckles while he slept beside him. So not love, just whatever that was, but still. It was a problem.
Or,
A newly-drafted Ilya Rozanov finds himself transfixed by a beautiful man in the grocery store.Newly-single college student Shane Hollander does something uncharacteristically brave.
Neither of them are prepared for just how out of their depth they're about to be.
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Bookmarked by PrincessaBitchessa
06 Sep 2026
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Eventually, Ilya's gaze drifts away from a poster detailing the horrors of skin cancer, moving to the man seated behind the desk, and—
Oh.
Okay. Not so boring anymore.
Dr. Hollander is younger than Ilya expected; mid-thirties, maybe, with dark hair and warm brown eyes and dozens of faint freckles dotted over his cheeks. His white coat is fitted, stretching just slightly across his shoulders and snug around his biceps in a way that suggests he must spend quite some time at the gym. He's well-built, almost as well-built as Ilya, and Ilya is a damn professional hockey player. Which makes him wonder, briefly, what this man does in his off-hours besides poking at people’s skin.
Mostly though, there’s a twisting happening deep in Ilya’s gut because, fuck his fucking life, Dr. Hollander is hot.
(The Dermatologist! Shane x Patient! Ilya AU no one asked for)
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Bookmarked by PrincessaBitchessa
21 Aug 2026
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In an AU where Shane joins the Montreal Metros the same year he's drafted, Ilya stays in Russia and Shane is pretty pissed off about it. He's released to go to the 2010 World Junior Championships in Helsinki, Finland because he wants his rematch, damn it, and because he wants to try to convince his rival to get to the MLH as soon as possible and make things interesting.
When Shane discovers Ilya may not have stayed in Russia of his own free will, he puts together a crack team of
idiot teenagersinternational hockey players to achieve one goal: get Ilya Rozanov to Boston.- Language:
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Bookmarked by PrincessaBitchessa
18 Aug 2026
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“So, who’s here? And,” Chris adds when Adrian sucks in a breath, and allows himself to roll his eyes, “don’t say no one.”
Adrian sulks up at him, but he also steps back, and holds the door open in invitation. “You’re not allowed to be mad about this, though. Because it seems like something you’d get mad about, and I don’t want you to be mad.”
Well, if that isn’t ominous as fuck. “Why d’you think I’d be—oh, fuck no!”
From the other side of the living room, arms crossed over his chest, Adrian—another Adrian glowers at Chris. “Fuck you.”
[Or; Adrian brings himself from the Nazi dimension back to their Evergreen. Somehow, against all fucking odds, it actually ends up working out for Chris. In more ways than one. Well, two ways, because there's two Adrians now.]
Bookmarked by PrincessaBitchessa
24 Jul 2026
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"You look a lot like Prince Wilhelm."
"Would you still kiss me if I was?"
Simon figured that's all it was gonna be - an insane, unbelievable story of how he kissed the Prince of Sweden one night in a foggy Stockholm club; the next morning, pictures of them making out under neon lights were plastered everywhere.
PRINCE WILHELM KISSING MYSTERY BOY?
SWEDISH PRINCE’S WILD NIGHT AFFAIR - WHAT WE KNOW SO FAR
PARTY PRINCE HAS SECRET BF
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Or if the fight wasn't the only thing to get Wilhelm sent to Hillerska, he’s reunited with his mystery boy, and there’s strict orders from the Queen herself to “pretend as if the other doesn't even exist."
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Bookmarked by PrincessaBitchessa
25 May 2026