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“Sasuke, purr for me~~”
Did Hinata really hear that? Or was that her imagination?
“Oh yeah, Sasuke, you've gotten so much bigger,”
Yup, Hinata really did hear that. Wait. Was that N-Naruto’s voice?
“You've grown more hair as well! Oh well, I guess we’ll just have to shave it off again after we’ve gone back home!”
Oh god. That was Naruto’s voice. Creeping closer to the sound of her crush’s voice, Hinata advanced forwards. What was he doing with Sasuke anyway? Then, she heard a cat-like growl, produced form the back of someone’s throat. ‘What a lewd sound!’ she thought. Ah! She can see Naruto now! Well, part of him. Even though she could only see a leg, it looked really weird. Why was he squatting?
“Yeah, you like that, don't you? I’ll rub you harder.”
Face turning as red as Garaa’s hair, Hinata fled the scene.
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Neji was combing his long, luxurious dark hair by the river when he heard Naruto’s voice.
“Sasuke, you’re so feisty today! I might have to slap you again!”
Neji didn’t really care. Whatever they were doing was their own business, not his. Pretending not to hear it, he continued to brush his hair.
“Oh Sasuke, your tail is so cute! Long and fluffy~”
Was Sasuke cosplaying?
“Your ears are so pointy and soft as well~”
Comb still stuck in the middle of his hair, Neji walked swiftly away. Sasuke cosplaying as some cat girl was something he did not want to see.
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Sasuke was, as usual, training. This time, he was deep in the forest, throwing kunai at specific tree branches.
Hearing a guttural cat like sound, without thinking, he hurled the kunai at the direction of the growl.
“Ahh!”
Shit. If he had hit someone, it would be his responsibility. And that would be hella annoying. As annoying as shit. Shit.
“Don’t be scared, Sasuke! I’ll protect you!”
What the hell? Why was someone calling out his name? He didn’t need protecting! Not at all!
“Here! Sasuke! Quickly! Leap into my arms!”
That’s Naruto’s voice! Was this some sort of a sick joke? Or was this just someone disguised as him? Creeping forward, Sasuke tried to pinpoint the sound of Naruto’s voice.
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“TEMEEEEEE! BAKAUTO HAS STOLEN MY SASUKE-KUN?!” using her super strength, Sakura punched the next person she saw. Shit. Was that Neji? Whatever. He went flying backwards anyway. Far, far away.
“I-I’m sorry!” Bowing her head down at Sakura, Hinata apologized yet again.
“TELL ME AGAIN! WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU SEE?” Sakura’s inner self imagined Naruto, and killed him over and over again in her mind.
“W-Well, I heard voices… Naruto said something about how big Sasuke was, and how Sasuke needed to shave his hair when they got back. Oh! And something about rubbing him harder.”
“WHAT?! THAT BASTARD NEEDS TO LEARN HIS PLACE! SASUKE IS MINE! I KNEW HE HAD A THING FOR HIM, ALWAYS GOING LIKE ‘OH MY DEAR SASUKE, I SHALL SAVE YOU!’ OR ‘OH SASUKE, WE ARE FRIENDS! YOU ARE NOT ALONE!’ NARUTO’S ALWAYS GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY RELATIONSHIPS IT’S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE WHEN I FIND HIM……”
Without either of them knowing, the news of Naruto and Sasuke had spread very fast, and soon, it traveled to Tsunade.
“Young boys these days.” Shaking her head, she turned to Jiraiya, who didn’t even bother to hide his smirk. “I guess Naruto really did learn something from my books.”
Breaking the table under her fist with ease, Tsunade stands up “That's not the main point. They are disrupting the peaceful village! What if the other villages find out about this? ‘Oh hey, you know Naruto, the guy that saved konoha? Well, he’s always just out with Sasuke in the most random places having sex!’ We would become a laughing stock! I’m going to find him.”
“If she stops breaking tables like fifty times a day, maybe the woodcutters won’t question us about the tables we have delivered up here every day,” Jiraiya mutters under his breath just as Tsunade leaves the room.
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