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1. Have Your Say by beckstar2

   Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF  

   • Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Mar 2022

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   • Jeremy Clarkson/James May
   • Jeremy Clarkson
   • James May
   • Crossdressing

   Summary

   James makes a comment on Jeremy's Sunday Times column from 22nd July 2007, in which he remarks that '...getting dressed in the morning is something that should never take more than 20 seconds and putting on a pair of stockings and suspenders can take anything up to three hours. Actually this is only a guess, based on how long it takes me to undo a suspender belt. Even when I'm armed with a head torch and a pair of scissors.'

   Language:

   English

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   1,119

   Chapters:

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