Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

  1. Tags
    Summary

    “I’m sorry, you want me to what?” You could only stare incredulously at your boss—or rather, at the very large silicone costume piece she now held aloft, wiggling it in front of you as though trying to tempt you with it. Your mouth opens and closes a few times, looking much like a gaping fish as your brain tries to process this new development in your career. She couldn’t be serious… “You know I’m a concession worker, not a character actor, right?” After a long moment of the two of you staring at each other, you let out a soft expletive on an exhale. “Oh my god, you’re not kidding, aren’t you?”

    It's Captain Foxy's Pirate Week at the Pizzaplex and you've been coerced by your boss to fill in for a coworker as a minor character actor. Fortunately for you, you have a very good assistant to help you with this little development.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,759
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    334
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2,489