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Ha! As if. Deadpool's having a really hard time coming to terms with whatever the hell this is. Yeah, leaving your brain in a blender on the "pulse" setting is gonna give you some wacky, fucked up dreams that range from Donny Darko on Xannies to twisted sexual fantasies. But see, when dreams start to get a recurring theme? That's when you know you're fucked. So he's gonna sit on his couch with his fingers in his ears singing the Golden Girls theme song until this stupid thought gets scrambled out of his head, while Cable tries his best to nudge his pet idiot in the right direction and convince him that liking men isn't a death sentence. Let's take a ride on the dysfunctional relationship train!