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He sighed as he looked down into his coffee mug. The air was brisk outside, and so he had decided to step into the old coffee shop on the corner, the one everyone walked past, the one everyone ignored. So here he sat on a cold autumn's day, waiting for winter to begin and for the barista to stop staring at him.
It wasn't like he looked that weird really.
So maybe he had an extra piercing that not many other people would have. Maybe he had a tattoo. But seriously. Why was this guy staring? The barista stepped out from behind the counter once his coworker emerged from the back room. The Blonde man started walking towards him, so he lifted his mug to his lips and took a sip, anything to try and make himself seem too busy to deal with this.
Instead, it only seemed to encourage the man as he sat opposite him. "Hi! My name's Denki Kaminari, but you can call me your husband." "Husband?" "Too fast? We could start with boyfriends if you'd let me take you out." Shinsou mock gasped, allowing sarcasm to seep from his voice as he addressed the other male with wide eyes. "Wow. Really? Where are you gonna take me? A coffee shop? Sorry to say, but the impact of that kinda date is just a
little
diminished when two people meet, and get hit on in the middle of a coffee shop." The blonde grinned "That didn’t sound like a no..." Shinsou smiled, "It wasn't a yes either." The barista groaned, flopping down, laying his head into his arms which he crossed on the table in front of him. "Can you at least tell me why?"