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Saiki Kusuo didn't use his ability of transformation much. Often, it simply did not have much of a use for him most of the time.
However, when he did need to use it, it could be troublesome, and unwanted outcomes.
Such as the time when he transformed into a female, and happened to run into Teruhashi Kokomi-san, and Yumehara Chiyo-san.
It resulted in him having to make the excuse of being his own sister. Or the time he turned into a cat, and a cat named Pushi ended up hanging around his house.
It also took him two hours to transform, that in itself was extremely inconvenient.
These were all reasons why he didn't use the ability of transformation unless it was absolutely necessary, or just the best solution to a problem.
This was one of those time.
Right now, Saiki had taken on the form of Kuriko, mainly to avoid Nendou, Kaidou, and anybody he may be friends with to bother him.
However, he should have known that his life, even a single day would go smoothly.
(AUTHOR'S NOTE: Saiki will be referred to as 'her' being currently female. Also he will also be referred to as Kuriko instead of Kusuo.)
Saiki stepped out of hi house, swaying his head from side to side, checking for any sort of dangers.
The main dangers he looked out for included:
Teruhashi-San, a dangerously beautiful girl who always has the attention of the boys, currently, she believes Kuriko is Kusuo's sister,
which means she would be likely to strike up a conversation.
DANGER RATING: 10/10
Yumehara-San, a less beautiful girl who is a self-proclaimed 'master of love.' Also believes Kuriko is Kusuo's sister, also meaning she would try to talk.
DANGER RATING: 7/10
Nendou: A idiotic teen who is often mistaken for a delinquent, as his face is terrifying. As he is a idiot, he may mistake Kuriko for his male self,
no matter what, Nendou is always a massive danger to be avoided.
DANGER RATING: 12/10
and of course,
Kaidou: A chunnibyou boy who is convinced there is a secret organization, the dark reunion trying to sort man kind. However, Kaidou is likely to leave Saiki alone unless Nendou gets involved.
DANGER RATING: 5/10
Kuriko sighed a breath of relief.
Nobody was around that she knew what on this street, at least.
She knew that he would have to be careful, one wrong move and her afternoon would be up in smoke.
Taking a few steps out of hi house, he felt like something was a strange presence.
Quickly looking behind her, she suddenly saw Nendou' face right there, as he grabbed his shoulders and slung his arm around her neck.
"Hey! Saiki, wanna go get ramen?"
Of course.
Kuriko was right about Nendou most likely mistaking him for her male self.
That is what made him so dangerous.
"Huh, Saiki-Chan?"
Teruhashi poked around the corner, her beautiful hair flowing in the wind, with her, Yumehara Chiyo.
Nendou took a good look at the person he had just approached, then quickly backing off.
"Why are you wearing a skirt, pal?"
Was Nendou really that stupid?
Teruhashi laughed, and corrected the idiotic Nendou.
"That's not Saiki Kusuo-kun, it's his twin sister."
Of course, he was dumbfounded.
"Pal doesn't have a sister."
While everybody was arguing over whether it was Kusuo in a skirt, or Kusuo' sister, she quickly slithered out from the situation, and continued on her way.
Becoming female was a lot more difficult and painful than she had anticipated.
"Huh, where did partner go?"
Kuriko heard Nendou's distant voice, indicating they had discovered her absence.
She started to run, not even caring if she ended up flashing her panties. (Which she obviously was, looking at the blushing faces of the men she ran past)
Until she slammed straight into Kaidou and Kuboyasu.
Her pink hair ruffled and fuzzed up, her glasses flying off.
Thankfully, she was not any sort of 'uncomfortable' position, it could have been worse.
Nendou's screaming started getting louder and louder, until he found her face-down on the ground, Kaidou and Kuboyasu trying to help her up.
"Heyy is pal ok, chibi?"
As he helped Kuriko pat the dust of her uniform, a confused look spread across his face.
"What do you mean Nendou, is she your friend or something?"
Now it was Nendou' turn to look confused.
"Yeah, It's Saiki, for some reason he was wearing a skirt today..."
Kaidou looked disgusted.
"No wonder she was running away! That's not Saiki, you dumbass!"
Nendou retaliated, confused as to why everybody denied the fact that it was his best pal.
"I know my partner when I see him!"
Saiki took of running again, this time, towards his house.
Nothing was worth all the trouble that Saiki had gotten into today.
Good grief, he was never going to try THAT again....