xenjakau
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Dan Heng goes casting for a movie that ends with him having two men thirsting over him.
-
Every moment is my overindulgence by bloominache
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 May 2024
Tags
Summary
Five times the Astral Express crew are unfortunate enough to be witnesses of how comfortable Ren and Dan Heng are with their increasingly gross public displays of affection + one time they are alone to be as gross as they want.
Bookmarked by xenjakau
01 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
"I'm back—!", her greeting is cut short when March sees what's been happening in the room while she was gone.
She... She should've knocked first...
Although Ren and Dan Heng are right where March left them the difference now is that Dan Heng, wounds mysteriously clean, is sitting on Ren's lap, his elongated and forked tongue licking at the blood splattered in Ren's face with unexpected fervor, his hands tangled in the other man's hair; Ren, meanwhile, has his own hands inside Dan Heng's turtleneck, the fabric hiding how Ren fondles frantically at his chest.
March reddens immediately, "Y-you—!!", is the only thing she can squeak out, speechless.
Both men look at her with impassive faces, Dan Heng's lolled out tongue making him look like a lizard, March hysterically thinks for a second. Despite there being another person in front of them neither Ren or Dan Heng stop what they're doing, more so, Dan Heng even pushes Ren back so the both of them fall backwards to the bed, wet noises loudly resounding in the room.
"Oh my god, if you're gonna do something like that at least lock the door!!!", March shouts as she throws them the packages of gauze and gets out as fast as she can.
In the safety of her own room March lies down on the bed, limbs spread like a starfish, and sighs tiredly. None of her romance novels could've prepared her for something like that. Who knew Dan Heng out of everyone could be such a passionate lover?
_____
astral express crew suffer the woes of being within proximity of freak4freak renheng
-
A voice that can calm the sea by bloominache
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
Ren hears his voice, its soft cadence somehow able to break through the twisted whispers flooding his mind.
"We can trust him", Dan Heng says.
He blindly follows that voice, turning his head towards it, and when he opens his bleary eyes it takes Ren several seconds for his gaze to focus and for Dan Heng's figure to be more than just blurry spots of familiar colors. But when he's finally able to make up Dan Heng's worried face it feels as if Ren had been drowning all this time and Dan Heng is his first inhale of fresh air that he desperately needs to live.
How everything changes between them and what it means to Ren after centuries of a seemingly endless chase.
Bookmarked by xenjakau
01 May 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
BEAUTIFUL, SO BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN
JAIUDVUAHGHHHTHE RECONCILIATION FICS HEAL MY SOUL
-
Probably going to get back with my ex by A_very_sarcastic_Celestial_Rose
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
A short fic I thought of and wrote at 5 am about the stellaron hunters reactions to blade getting back with his ex (Dan Heng)
Bookmarked by xenjakau
30 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Silver wolf:“Why exactly is he so eager to meet a bunch of criminals his ex, of who knows how long and boyfriend of one week, works with?”
Blade “… probably because we’re engaged”
Firefly: “YOUR WHAT!”
Silver wolf: “I know you wanted your ex back but you two moved fast aha damn”
Kafka: “Bladie…are you not concerned that’s a bit rushed?”
Blade: “Not really… we’ve technically been engaged since before we broke up”
Silver wolf “Wait so you’ve just been engaged to your ex this whole time and for multiple years neither of you idiots called it of!?”
Blade: “…yes”
Silver wolf “Oh my aeons, unbelievable your both stupid… your perfect for each other”
Blade: “Thank you”
-
The Search for the New Geo Archon by TeaAndSconesx
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Sep 2023
Tags
Summary
“Yes, yes, I heard about that unfortunate matter.” The scholar nods solemnly (and rightfully so, for the tragic death of Rex Lapis is truly an occasion for mourning).
“I can’t believe he’s really gone…”
“Well,” says the scholar with a tone far too cheery for the occasion, “have they sent someone out to search for him yet?”
Oh dear.
“Search for him? Rex Lapis is dead. We can’t search for a dead man!”
The scholar scratches his head. “Yes, as I’m aware. But you do know that our gods do not truly die? They are reborn, just as Lesser Lord Kusanali was after Greater Lord Rukkhadevata’s passing.”
Silence.
Zhongli can hear his peaceful future being whisked away on the sea breeze and he sets his cup down, the taste too bitter to continue.
When the people of Liyue embark on a quest to seek out Rex Lapis' successor, Zhongli becomes entangled in the bizarre series of events, resulting in him leading an expedition to Jueyun Karst in search for...himself?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,974
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 169
- Kudos:
- 1,251
- Bookmarks:
- 285
- Hits:
- 13,454
Bookmarked by xenjakau
22 Jan 2024
Bookmarker's Tags:
Bookmarker's Notes
“Good afternoon, almighty adeptus. My name is Zhongli and I stand before you today as a representative of Liyue’s citizens to ask you to allow me to request a humble favour.”
She’s giving Zhongli a peculiar look he’s never seen her wear before, her right eye twitching and her feathers fluffing until she looks like a freshly plumped pillow. “Good day…citizen of Liyue. This one, known as Cloud Retainer, welcomes you to one’s home and is willing to hear your request.”
Cloud Retainer coughs, her neck held stiffly. Perhaps she is feeling unwell? He shall have to speak to Doctor Baizhu at Bubu Pharmacy when they return to Liyue to arrange a suitable tonic to be made.
The crowd is silent, every pair of eyes fixed on Cloud Retainer. Except for Childe, who stares at the ground, his hand clamped over his mouth and his shoulders silently shaking. It is good to see him enjoying himself.
“Thank you for your grace, almighty adeptus.” Zhongli bows his head and Cloud Retainer chokes again. Dear oh dear, she must be feeling terribly under the weather. “We are currently searching for any trace of the successor of Rex Lapis, and believe that Jueyun Karst may be the most likely place for his essence to have rejuvenated. In this vein I ask: have you perchance noticed any trace of Rex Lapis in this area?”
______
Childe pinches his nose and gives Zhongli a (most undeserved) look. “Fine. So, dragons are like lizards, right? So they lay eggs? If we had an egg or something to show off and tell the people, ‘look here, Rex Lapis is yet incubating until he is ready to return to his mortal body’ or something, that would work, right?”
Has Childe lost his sanity? Admittedly he is known for the extreme, but if he is asking what it appears he’s implying…
“Childe, I cannot simply lay an egg on command. That is contrary to how adeptal anatomy—”
“Woah woah woah, that is not what I was saying!” Childe’s eyes are wide and his expression twists between horror and repulsion. “I didn’t mean you should… No, actually, I’m going to forget you said that.”
____
the way i burst out CACKLING at the comments
“Childe suggesting an egg and Zhongli panicking that he can't lay it fast enough was so funny.“
“ah yes quick zhongli lay an egg out that grandpaussy”
- “not the ussy suffix”“Imagining some historian a century or a few into the future cataloging all the "people who were probably Rex Lapis in disguise" and realizing the guy who led the search for Rex Lapis's successor is described the same as all the disguises.
He has no other evidence Rex Lapis is or at least wasn't dead. All of his colleagues would call him crazy. He would set off a cultural panic if he tried to tell the public. He just has to live with this knowledge. And the knowledge Rex Lapis faked laying an egg in order to keep up the ruse.“
_______
“Very well, then we shall call his name, and see if he answers.” Zhongli tilts his head back, and calls to the mountaintops, throwing his full strength behind his voice. “Adeptus Xiao!”
The earth trembles under the force, rocks scuttling down the clifftops, and several people lose their footing, landing unceremoniously on their backsides.
Ah. Perhaps a little too much strength.
Before anyone can question why the voice of a simple funeral parlour consultant came close to causing a full-fledged earthquake, a gust catches in Zhongli’s hair, and the bitter scent of the old gods’ fury follows shortly after.