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SCENE 1
in the hanging garden
Tsukasa: Bonsoir. mon ami Itsa me, tsukasa “mario mario” suou, coming to you from the gameboy. I am here with mika “luigi'' kagehira. kagehira senpai. what do u have to say about the new shuffle unit, which i have definitely no knowledge on.
mika: ...
tsukasa: Oh no! It seems that mika died. what a shame. since hes dead, it seems that ill have to go bury his body. au revoir. bonne journée :).
mika: ..!!! noooo noo tsukasa kun i was just sleeping don’t bury me alive Please i have. i have a unit. i have a wife and husband don’t bury me
tsukasa: Too Late. (throws him in 3 block deep hole like minecraft)
mika: please don’t do this to m
tsukasa: (places block on top)
mika: (muffled) HELP!!!!!!!HELP ME
tsukasa: au revoir gayboy good luck getting through that stone blllllock with your hands
tsukasa: (walks away) god damn. i love viewing flowers after burying my shuffle unit mate in a hole.
mika: (crawls out of hole, somehow, having miraculously broken the stone) a what
tsukasa: A flower, sometimes known as a bloom or blossom, is the reproductive structure found in flowering plants (plants of the division Magnoliophyta, also called angiosperms). The biological function of a flower is to facilitate reproduction, usually by pr—
mika: no. stop god damn it not that i meant what shuffle. are ya stupid
tsukasa: well you see mika “luigi” kagehira-senpai—
mika: don’t call me that
tsukasa: —there is a new shuffle unit and i have decided to take initiative and you are now going to be in it.
mika: ? are ya the leader then
tsukasa: no. this is just for plot convenience and because ann can’t write.
mika: understandable. but who is ann?
tsukasa: *stares at the reader*
mika: uh. what the freak r ya lookin at.
tsukasa: nothing. go back in your hole.
mika: okay. yes sir tsukasa-kun sir
tsukasa: never mind you seem way too compliant to that. i think i will instead just let you sit on this bench.
mika: oh wow thank ya tsukasa-kun ye’re too kind!
tsukasa: Ido try my best to be respectful to others; of course, with the exception of when they need to be tossed into three block deep holes. now if you will excuse me i have flowers to view.
mika: yes sir tsukasa kun sir. i will be sitting over here on the bench. just like ya said
SCENE TWO
Aira: im so boooored. Tastumi, do you think the others would be down to hangout today?
Tatsumi: I am aware that Hiiro is busy today with the karate club and then he is going to hangout with rinne, but I am unaware of Mayoi. Shall we text him to see?
Aira: “ok” *texts mayoi*
Tatsumi: i think hes coming over..
Aira: how the actual fuck do you know?!?
Mayoi: *falls down from the vents*
Aira: HWHGWAH WHAT THE FUCK MAYOI HOW DID YOU WHAT THE FUCK??!?!
Tatsumi: hello mayoi, are you free to hangout today?
Aira: TATSUMI.. HE JUST..
Tatsumi: yes?
Aira: I quit.
Mayoi: I'm sorry for DROPPING by so suddenly, I just happened to be close so I thought I would give my reply in person.
Tatsumi: *the image of the guy in the plane going WHATTT!!!*
aira: are you white
Tatsumi: no silly he is ourple
Aira: I swear to god I am going to quit this fucking unit
Tatsumi: For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 6:23 Amen
Mayoi: amen
Aira: THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE why did i become an idol. I could have lived my life just fanboying over them, why did i have to make my dream a reality. “Go chase your dreams” i would always say to myself. That was a foolish mistake past me made. Reality has finally caught up to me and i have learned there are consequences to my actions. I shall take my leave from this unit, from ES, from yumenosaki, from everything. I quit.
Tatsumi: so mayoi, what was it that you seemed so excited about?
Mayoi: well, i was going to finally propose to you, but i’m feeling kind of homophobic today so instead im going to sit in the hanging garden with this ring and ponder.
Tatsumi: dawww
Mayoi: i.. Im scared what if.. What if someone is in the garden.. 🥺
Tatsumi: 𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚.
Mayoi: omg thanks babe
Aira: (they dont care. I could be thousands of miles away, and they wouldn't even notice! I am sitting right here, and they don’t notice me. I quit. The only one that gets me is Kohakucchi. Why did i get chosen for this unit. I hate being surrounded by all these homosexuals when they ALL know im homophobic. I quit.)
Tatsumi: aira, are you ok?
Aira: yes! This is all so very rabu~ii♪♪
SCENE THREE
hanging garden
Mayoi: (oh boy i can’t wait to go into the hanging garden and see absolutely fucking no one there!)
*phone rings*
Mayoi: (tatsumi san?) hello?
Tatsumi: aira threw his phone at the wall but he wants to ask you something before he quits and leaves.
Aira (on tatsumi's phone): why does tatsumi call you baby girl?
Mayoi: oh god. I-I-I have to go, a-ask tatsumi that personally.
*hangs up*
Mayoi: (oh my god. Why is my day ruined already. I have rules for myself and one is NEVER let someone ask why tatsumi calls me baby girl. This day can’t get any worse)
*he walks into the hanging garden and sees who he thinks is natsume*
Mayoi: AHHH- *covers hands over mouth* (NOOOO NOOO I DONT WANT TO DEAL WITH AN ECCENTRIC HAVE IT BEING NATSUME OF ALL OF THEM NOOOO!!! i Hope he didn’t hear me oh my god I’m going back inside this is horrible this is the worst how can this day get ANY worse)
mika: go fish.
tsukasa: luigi-senpai, for the 82nd time, we are NOT playing Go Fish. This is UNO.
mika: Oh I see! Uh… If that’s the case, I don’t have any blues OR 8s…
tsukasa: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL- (No, no… I must stay calm.. stay polite!) That is alright, Luigi senpai. Just keep drawing from this pile, you see!
mika: Ohhhh I get it now! (I still don’t get it.) *frantically draws from the pile* By the way, could ya stop calling me Lui- hold on, who’s that ourple guy runnin’ away from us...?
Tsukasa: I wonder if he was ever on a track team? He has great form.
mika: no he does not. he looks like he’s seen a ghost.
Tsukasa: Luigi-senpai, don’t be so hard on yourself! I think you look rather charming.
mika: what the hell is wrong with you.
Tsukasa: *smiles* Well anywho, I hope the purple guy gets to wherever he has to be. Ah, Uno!
Mika: Tsukasa kun, I can see that card stickin’ out of yer sleeve… Y’know what, nevermind...
SCENE FOUR
karate club
Tetora: *punch!! kick* ossuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
Hiiro: **block! kick punch!* huh hah!!!!!
Tetora: What a great workout hiiro kun! Let’s go out and do something fun! Anything in mind?
hiiro: I would kill for some uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
tetora: What the fuck are you saying. Anyways, lets go get drinks in a non homosexual manner.
hiiro: Homosexual? Is that what you are? is that why midori kun calls you baby girl?
tetora: Wh-when did you hear that!!! Don’t ask such stupid questions hiiro kun.
hiiro: Whatever u say, bucho ^^
some time after, tetora and hiiro are now leaving the karate club building
silence
tetora: (I want ginger ale)
hiiro: Bucho have u noticed that everyone in this club has red hair.
tetora: Hiiro do u think i came out of the womb with red streaks in my hair?
hiiro: Yes bucho.
tetora: Oh.
hiiro: Is there something wrong?
tetora: No, no. ur right i came out of my mothers vagina with red streaks (Maybe Taisho was born with black streaks. According to Morisawa Senpai, he has had them forever, so maybe he never dyed them in the first place…? Man, Taisho is so cool…)
hiiro: You look kinda creepy right now.
tetora: Huh? Oh, yea sorry i was just thinking to myself.
hiiro: don't hurt yourself, bucho!!
tetora: ??? Anyways, I was thinking of getting some drinks at the vending machine near the hanging garden. I'm craving soda right now.
hiiro: Yes, that's fine. I want to try that canned coffee aira always drinks at 3 AM while he cries to his favorite idols live streams. It seems refreshing.
tetora: O… Kay??? Whatever you say man (Jesus fucking christ what goes on in alkaloid)
they arrive at the vending machine
tetora: Ok I'm going to get the ginger-
???: (voice in the distance) i have an announcement to make sonic the hedgehog’s a BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE thats right he took his quilly dick out and PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE and he said his dick was THIIIS BIG and i said THATS DISGUSTING so i'm making a call out post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog you got a small dickj its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller and guess what? here's what my dong looks like. thats right baby tall points no quills no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. he fucked my wife so guess what i'm gonna fuck the EARTH thats right this is what you get! my SUPER LASER PISS except i'm not gonna piss on the earth i'm gonna go higher i'm pissing on THE MOOOOOOOOON how do you like that OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT you have 23 hours before the piss DRRRRROOOPPPLLLLLLLLLLETS hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking site before i piss on you too.
tetora: (WHAT THE FUCK)
hiiro: oh thats my big bro i should go meet up with him now. bye ? *runs away*
tetota: Huh? Oh ok, bye Hiiro-kun~ See you tomorrow. (what the fuck goes on in the amagi family.)
Mayoi: *comes back inside from hanging garden looking upset*
tetora: (Whaaat the fuck why is the entirtey of Alkaloid and Crazy:b here. I did not sign up for this shit) Ossu, Ayase-senpai!
Mayoi: (NOOO NO MORE REDHEADS NO NOOOO) Hello tetora-san~
tetora: (I swear to GOD i just wanted a god damn ginger ale. midori kun likes ginger ale if midori kun was here this would be so much fucking easier… Siiiigh… Midori kun~… Hold on! I’m not gay! Plus, I have to keep up the act of being just a guy, since this is totally canon and not some self indulgent story made by kinnies. here goes nothing.) Uh. What brings you here today?
Mayoi: (Oh my god where is tatsumi I should’ve proposed to him today oh my god why am I feeling homophobic suddenly. I keep running into random people. I just want to sit in the garden. Why can’t he leave) I umm was just going to sit in the g-garden, but there happens to be people there which has ruined my mood. Umm, where is Hiiro san? Didn’t you guys just have a c-club?
Tetora: Yea, we just finished, so we came here to get some drinks in a non homosexual way. But Hiiro-kun’s brother was yelling about Shadow the Hedgehog's dick or something and Hiiro-kun took off suddenly… Since you guys are in the same unit, I bet stuff like that's normal for you. also unrelated but… you’re really REALLY pale, did something happen?
Mayoi: Oh god… no more mentions of redheads..
Tetora: What?
Mayoi: nothing.. anyways yes I am sorry for making you so concerned for me, but since you are taking time to show worry for someone as lowly as me then I shall tell you. I planned my whole day out to sit and have time to m-myself in the hanging gardens, but as I was g-going towards the gazebo… there was a dreaded someone there. My plan was ruiiined!!! *he goes down to the floor and hugs his knees almost crying*
tetora: (hooooooooooly fucking shit why is he trauma dumping) uh… uh (SAY SOMETHING YOU IDIOT) i kinda get what you mean… not like personally though, my boyf- i mean friend always complains about not wanting to be around large crowds and how he would rather die instead of leave his room… obviously, he’s exaggerating i think i pray oh my god i hope he does NOT die anyways. if it makes you feel better we could both go to the hanging garden together? chances are i know at least one of the people there… i think. Maybe I don't, who knows.
Mayoi: (oh my god can he shut the actual fuck up about his boyfriend I didn’t want to deal with gay people today.) fufu~ I feel like this friend of yours and I would get along… anyways, yes that would be convenient if it doesn’t get in the way of anything you are doing. Thank you, tetora san I will have to properly pay you back for this one day.
Tetora: (holy fuck. if they are friends that would be weird as shit) no need to pay me back! After all, I am a hero! get it! cuz im from ryuseitai?? (HOLY SHIT WHY DO I SOUND LIKE MORISAWA SENPAI. if he heard me say that he would never shut up about it. He better not be stalking me in the bushes right now)
Mayoi: (so all of ryuseitai is like this..) chief would be glad to hear you say that fufu… I will have to tell him.. but back to topic I will one day, it is ok.
Tetora: man, you’re surprisingly kind ayase senpai. no wonder shinobu-kun likes you! Anyways, lets head over to the hanging garden, shall we!
Mayoi: ooo hearing praise from someone like you makes me glad~~ thank you tetora san let us go !
SCENE FIVE
back in the garden
tetora: ok! So where were the people that ruined your plan?
mayoi: (WHAT THE FUCK IS HE PLANNING ON TAKING ME TO THEM??? If that eccentric is still there.. I CAN'T go back. i have to put him off their scent as soon as possible…) U-um, I recall them being this way-
tetora: Huh? But I could’ve sworn there were voices coming from around that corner… Maybe they moved? How ‘bout we go check over there first?
Mayoi: (shit i have to leave) hey, i kind of feel like proposing right now, I-I gotta go…
Tetora: (what the actual fuck is he talking about why is everyone in Alkaloid so GAY) uhh.. I don't get it but no we are going over there and letting you have the day you wanted.
Tsukasa: (Falls down from sky) Oh hello new unit mates.
Mayoi: AHHHHH NO NO NOT AN ECCENTRIC NOO- oh wait hi tsukasa san what are you doing here?
Tetora: WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU FALL FROM THE SKY oh hey suou kun.
Tsukasa: I’m in creative mode. Get with it.
Mika: (Pops up from underground) New unit mates?
Mayoi: NOOOO NO MORE PEOPLE NOO- oh wait it's only mika hello
Tetora: DUDE WHAT THE HELL HOW DID YOU GET DOWN THERE?!
Mika: ‘m in survival mode.
Tetora: god. I hate this school. Speaking of which, what do you mean by new unit mates? If we are being recruited into knights, I have to decline, since your music is shit.
Mayoi: tetora how DARE you insult musical GENIUS
Tsukasa: Shuffle units are comprised of members from multiple units. They exist on a temporary basis, usually until they complete the job they have been assigned.
Mika: ok wikipedia.
Tsukasa: It's Mario to you.
Tsukasa: anyways. Let’s play Uno
Tetora: (i’m totally going to shove 32 uno cards up my ass and yell uno) ok
Mayoi: ok
Mika: ok
SCENE SIX
Tetora: UNO!
Tsukasa: I CALL BLUFF!
Tetora: (he doesn’t know…) NO ITS NOT
Tsukasa: YES IT IS. There is no way you got uno so qui—
Tetora: DSHUCT UP. SHUT UP U DONT KNOW HOW HARD I HAVE WOIRKED IN ORDER TO GET THIS FAR. JUST BEVASUSE YOU BEAT ME AT THAT DUMB CARD GAME (read card battler for more) DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BULLY ME WHEN YOU LODE AT UNO. SUOU KUN, I MIGHT BE THE COMEDY RELIEF BUT I AM SMART. AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND
Mayoi: why do i feel like there was a self promo in your monologue...?
???: DID I HEAR UNO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Mayoi: NOOOOO OH MY GOD NBNO MORE RED HEADS I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE IT IM OUT GOODBYE NO NO NO
Mika: what.
???: COME BACK!! RINNIE COME BACK HERE!
Rinnie: GYAHAHAHAHAH IS THERE COMPETITION HAPPENING??
Hiiro: *running after rinnie* I'M SORRY FOR HIM HE WENT “i think i smell the scent of a competition!!!” AND THEN CAME RUNNING OVER
Tetora: (Woah, that guy’s TALL… taller than midori. No one can be taller than midori. Not on my watch.) *Punches Rinne in a stomach*
Everyone at once: *gasps*
Rinne: gyahahahahah!! You have a lot of spunk kid! *punches tetora in the arm*
Tetora: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!?
on the sidelines
Hiiro: oh hi mayoi i see you are enjoying your time out!
Mayoi: enjoying is… a choice of words… oh i know tatsumi and aira where going to go to hangout, but now i think aira might be quitting? I don’t know his choice of words was odd..
Hiiro: WHAT?!? I HAVE TO GO STOP HIM! *yells to rinnie* SORRY RINNIE IT WAS FUN HANGING OUT I HAVE TO GO!
Rinnie: YEAH DON’T WORRY I’M BUSY NOW ANYWAY! *Fighting tetora*
Tetora: *Screaming*
*hiiro runs off*
Back to not sidelines
Tsukasa: Ahem. Let’s stop this. Let us play some Bullshit.
Mika: First ya bury me underground ‘nd now you are callin’ me bullshit??
Tsukasa: no. how did you even interpret it like that. it’s a card game idiot
Mika: omg . just like oshi-san would say
Tetora: I literally do not care about that holy fuck just do ANYTHING to get this FULL GROWN MAN off me. HE REEKS OF AXE AND ASS I JUST WANTED TO PROVE NO ONE COULD BE TALLER THAN MIDORI KUN. (Gets punched in the jaw)
Rinnie: OH SO NOW YOU ARE WUSSING OUT ON OUR FIGHT HUH?!? OH THIS ISN’T OVER YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LAST OF RINNIE AMAGI.
Mika: UWAHHH TETORA?? Are ya ok…?
Mayoi: *goes to sniff rinnie*
Rinnie: FREAK get away from me
Mayoi: i-im sorry it’s just… you do smell really bad… like really fucking bad...
Tsukasa: I have to agree, you do. I'm filing a restraining order. This is horrible
Rinne: Alright, alright I’ll stop~ (kicks tetora in the gut) I came over to play cards, not beat some kid up.
Tetora: *cough* I’ll have you know I am your brothers club PRESIDENT, you smelly fucker.
Rinne: And I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target.
Tetora: (Woah… he did all that? Man, Hiiro-kun’s brother is so cool!) What the actual fuck is wrong with everyone here.
Tsukasa: so about the card game.
*All of them gather at a table while tetora writhes in pain on the floor*
Tsukasa: Nagumo kun, here. *Hands him a golden apple*
Tetora: I appreciate the… apple? But how the fuck is this supposed to help me. And where did you get it from
Tsukasa: I'm in creative mode. don’t worry about it.
Mika: ok anyway. How do ya play the game tsukasa kun
Tsukasa: Cheat (also known as Bullshit or I Doubt It) is a card game where the players aim to get rid of all of their cards. It is a game of deception, with cards being played face-down and players being permitted to lie about the cards they have played. A challenge is usually made by players calling out the name of the game, and the loser of a challenge has to pick up every card played so far. Cheat is classed as a party game. As with many card games, cheat has an oral tradition and so people are taught the game under different names.
Mika: ‘m literally beggin’ ya to stop that
Rinnie: what mr. Wikipedia is trying to say if you start with an ace down, and then put the cards in order on a pile on top. If you don’t have the card, you still have to play, but try to convince the rest of the players that you put the actual card down. If you think someone is lying, you yell out bullshit. If the person was actually lying, they take every card in the pile, minus the ace. If they were not lying and you yell bullshit, then the person that yelled bullshit takes every card in the pile, minus the ace. Does everyone understand?
Tetora: That was really out of character. And I’ve only known you for 10 minutes.
Tsukasa: I am offended that you overrode my explanation.
Rinne: cope, gayboy.
Tetora and Mika: OOOO
Tsukasa: aren’t you literally married?
Tetora and Mika: OOOO
Rinnie: shut the fuck up *punches tetora*. Ok does everyone understand?
Everyone: yes
Tetora: OW. FUCK. *eats golden apple* Hold on, where is Ayase Senpai ????!?!
Mayoi: I’m here, actually, b-but the authors forgot to write me in.
Tsukasa: yeah they suck like that. Highly unprofessional!
Mayoi: I know right, I'm literally one of the author's favorite characters too.
Rinnie: ok fourth wall breakers come back to reality what's written is written.
Tetora: Alright let’s start then. Suou kun, prepare to get your ass BEAT.
Tsukasa: no matter what, i will always win at archery :)
Tetora: SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP NO NO SHTU UP OH MY GOD
Tsukasa: haha. loser
Mika: can we please start…?
Mayoi: y-yes please, i cant deal with watching dumb and dumber punching each other any more
Rinne: *punches tetora one last time* HELL YEAH LETS GO
Mayoi: W-WHAT DID I JUST SAY??!
Tsukasa: Ayase-senpai is right, can we please stop fistfighting and get on with the game?
Tetora: *groans in pain and falls off chair*
SCENE SEVEN I THINK
Mayoi: S-seven of c-
Tsukasa: Bullshit.
Mika: What the actual fuck Tsukasa kun.
Mayoi: *on the verge of tears*
Tsukasa: Haha! Take that gay boy. Nagumo-kun, it’s your turn!
Tetora: *lying motionless on the floor*
Tsukasa: Oh! It seems I have forgotten to give him another golden apple. How tragic.
Mika: He isn’t breathing.
Rinne:...
Mayoi: … *pushes tetora slightly*
Mika: DON’T JUST LET HIM LIE THERE GIVE HIM A GOLDEN APPLE
Tsukasa: so about that… im back in survival mode
Mika: oh my god… why did ya do that
Tsukasa: I did not do this; It seems that Tenshouin onii-sama figured out that I had hacked the system, and took away my mod rights.
Rinne: Oh I think I have a totem of undying somewhere.
Tetora: *on the floor, dying, literally he is on his deathbed*
Mayoi: *picks him up in his arms* tetora-san…
Tetora: *wakes up* a..ayase-s..senpai… is that… you…?
Mayoi: yes… don’t succumb to the light just yet…
Tetora: i… *coughs* I have lived a good life… I was able to… to enjoy the time spent surrounded by my friends… i… *coughs* I’ll miss Morisawa senpai… Shinkai-senpai too…You know… I wasn’t able to fulfill my dream to become the most manly man amongst men but… I’m glad I met you all… Kagehira senpai… I’ve barely talked to you but… I think the *cough* heterophobia in your eyes is kind of manly… Suou-kun… *cough cough* fuck you, you gay shit… why are you so good at game pigeon archery… Ayase-senpai… You were always *cough* looking after Shinobu-kun… please continue to take care of him after I’m gone… Hiiro-kun’s *cough* big bro… ykno, I though *cough* that you were pretty cool, but now… *cough COUGH COUGH* Ah, looks like my time is up… If it really is the end… I’m glad I was able to become an idol… to meet Taisho… he’s the coolest! *cough* Would he be proud of me for dying this way…? *COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH* Goodbye everyone… Tell Midori-kun I lov-
Rinne: Ayo shut up I found the totem. *throws it at tetora*
Tetora: Oh, what?! I feel so much better now!! Thanks, Amagi-senpai! You’re cooler than I thought!
Rinne: Don’t worry ‘bout it Tetsu. You threw some good punches, I wasn’t boutta let you die just yet!! Gyahahahaha~
Mayoi: *sobbing* tetora-san… that was beautiful… wait were you about to say you love mido-
Tetora: WOW I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER WOW LOOK AT THAT A GAME OF CARDS LETS PLAY YOU KNOW THESE CARDS SEEM SO COOL WOW WHAT A GOOD GAME! HAS THIS GAME ALWAYS BEEN THIS FUN? I DID NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MIDORI KUN WHO IS MIDORI???? ANYWAYS YES I'M HAVING A BLAST GUYS THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. HA! HAHA!!!
tsukasa: says the one calling ME gay wow okay ……….
Mika: thats ‘cause you are.
Tsuksa: god shut up luigi-senpai
Mika: …………………
Tsukasa: finally some peace and quiet! Back to the game!
And with that, they played until the sun set, laughing and not nearly killing each other on multiple occasions. They also never figured out what the fuck the shuffle unit was about, but thats because we suck at writing. Stay tuned or smth idk. and to all a good night 🌲
Fin~