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we don't solve problems, we make them by zaritarazi
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
05 Apr 2022
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“Date night is so easy,” she says. “It’s so fucking easy, Matthias. You pick a girl. You take her for Italian food. You fuck her in the hot tub-”
“I don’t want to fuck anyone in a hot tub,” Matthias interrupts. “Do you know what lives in there?”“So take an antibiotic before you get in!”
“Well where am I supposed to get those?” he says. “From you? You were on a date!”
if nina's job is to produce drama, it might be her own fault that she takes it wherever she goes. if matthias fights her every step of the way, it might be his own fault that she doesn't take him seriously.
and also, he is ruining her fucking life.
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reality tv au. matthias is basically the bachelor. nina is his producer.
Helnik Week 2022 | Day 2: Date Night