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    Summary

    NB: huge chunks of this book had to be deleted due to the fact that some asshole reported me to AO3. well, if my account gets deleted, it wouldn't matter anyway. :)

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    Wei Wuxian's girlfriend is super bored; their engagement is falling apart, and he truly believes she is cheating on him, but doesn't want to give her up yet: she is pretty and rich, and he is lazy, unemployed, and needs someone to adore him.

    One day he wanders into a sex shop downtown, bored and desperate for a magical solution for this problem. Perhaps the pretty boy behind the counter could help him choose an interesting surprise so that he saves his relationship? But why is the honey-eyed boy blushing?

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    Тhis story is paired up with my other fanfic [[༺༻❁༺༻ XiCheng: All The Things I Never Told You༺༻❁༺༻ ]], but it could be read separately/ before/ after/ together with it.
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    I can only promise you less angst in this story, unlike all the others! I hope it is fun; I promise you a lot of sex/porn again! 😁😎
    Content is mature. 🔞🔞🔞
    I am using multiple POVs + omniscient narrator.
    I am also using some OCs.
    Content is loosely based on the characters of Mo Dao Zu Shi. This is an AU book.

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