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VIRGINS + bennett (group chat)
fischl, Barbara, hu tao, xiangling, are online
[fischl:] so that concludes my essay on why i hate ankle socks
[fischl:] because who exactly are you flaunting those ankles for, you whore? cover them up
[Barbara:] Was that a /j /nm /lh ? :<
[hu tao:] probably not, i agree with the emo theatre kid 100%! /hj /j /srs /gen /p /r /lh /nm /nsx
[xiangling:] i am coming to end you /danger
xingqiu joined the conversation
[xingqiu:] GUYS
[xingqiu:] PRETYYHBOY
[xingqiu:] OPPSOTIE
[xingqiu:] ME ON TRAINF
[xingqiu:] RED ALERT RED ALERT !R848?/
[fischl:] was he wearing ankle socks?
[xingqiu:] what
[hu tao:] fischl has an ankle kink
[fischl:] i am ascending from the crust of hell to end you, you utter clown performing in the middle of the ring. do you think you are smart in provoking the lion in the ring opposite, you fool with a painted face? your doom is imminent. no matter how many lies you coat your clown’s face with, i will arrive to strip each one off and drag you by your ankles down to the special spot in hell for you.
Barbara left the conversation
[hu tao:] ok L bozo
[hu tao:] WHAR
[xiangling:] HELP??
xinyan joined the conversation
[xinyan:] Did you need help
[xingqiu:] .
[hu tao:] .
[fischl:] .
[xinyan:] Cmon I heard one of my friends ask for help why are yall silent??
[xiangling:] the offer is appreciated but. you were last online a month ago…??
[xinyan:] Oh yeah, the senior they call childe or smth broke my phone lmao,,,I just didn’t get it replaced?
[hu tao:] this hurts me
[xingqiu:] guys i was going to go feral about the pretty boy sitting across me on the train but. it’s fine you know. it’s not like my feelings matter or anything </3
[xinyan:] Aw nice, bye now gotta get to practice
[xiangling:] nO WAIT UR GONNA BE ONLINE IN LIKE ANOTHER 5 MONTHS WAIT?!?4728*&93)
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[xingqiu:] guys i
[xingqiu:] canf do this hes so cool whar
[fischl:] fair. how old is he?
[xingqiu:] idk, i think ive seen him in school before but he looks so cool?? wygeufhdjkwhfdij
yanfei joined the conversation
[hu tao:] ah fei! my love! my queen! my beloved!
[hu tao:] come make fun of xingqiu for being the simp he is
[yanfei:] …hi
[xingqiu:] that’s rich coming from you, homo
Bennett joined the conversation
[Bennett:] Hey
[fischl:] typical. someone says homo and you show up
[Bennett:] Fish you’re bisexual too :(
[hu tao:] LMFAOAIJFNDSKL GAY ON GAY CRIME
[fischl:] ok
[xingqiu:] GUYS THE BOY JUST SAT NEXT TO ME IM VAPORIZING. WHAT DO I DO I THINK HE CAN FEEL ME ACUTALLY MELTING INTO THE AIR
[xiangling:] wowow what does he look like?
[xingqiu:] LIGHT BLUE HAIR AND THE MOST GOERGIEJAOGUS EYES IVE EVER SEEN.
[hu tao:] omg when he has goergiejaogus eyes <3
[Bennett:] I’ve heard you call Yanfei’s eyes goefgijkdfr9ieo398erfdjseous before
[xiangling:] LMAO IS BENNY OUT FOR BLOOD TODAY
[hu tao:] WJAT
[hu tao:] SHUT YOUR ASS UP I BET YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO MISSPELL THAT ON PURPOSE
[xingqiu:] …anyway
[xingqiu:] guys what if i never see him again what should i do?
[fischl:] it must be true love if you could never cope with his light blue hair gracing your eyes again. could you perhaps send a picture? maybe he’s in my class
[xingqiu:] NO THAT’S SO CREEPY CAN I JUST DESCRIBE HIM
[xingqiu:] he has light blue eyes too i think i may be in love
[yanfei:] oh!! i think he’s in my class? his name is Chongyun :}
[xingqiu:] YES OH MY ARCHONS.
[xingqiu:] I MAY BE COMBUSITNG I MAY BE GIGGLIGN INSIDE I MAY BE A LITTLE BIT IN LOVE
[fischl:] simp
[hu tao:] simp
[yanfei:] simp
[Bennett:] Simp
[xiangling:] simp
[xingqiu:] i hate you all. may you vomit in your sleep and choke to death on it
[xingqiu:] HE LOOKED AT ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE BRUSHED SHOULDERS
[hu tao:] LMFAO what if he looks over ur shoulder and sees your messages. simp.
[xingqiu:] o
[xingqiu:] fuck
[Bennett:] HELP
[xiangling:] did he see your messages??
[xingqiu:] fuck this. goodbye. i will ask for his number in school tomorrow. if he looks at my messages fuck this
[fischl:] xingqiu, i must request for you to put your phone screen at its maximum brightness and zoom your font to its maximum size.
[xingqiu:] ?
[hu tao:] !!!!!XINGQIU HAS A CRUSH ON CHONGYUN!!!! (THE PERSON SITTING NEXT TO HIM ON THE TRAIN IF HES READING THIS)
[xingqiu:] WHAT THE FUCK
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[hu tao:] SFW SASUKE WILL GET YOU NOWHERE IF YOU ACTUALLY FOLLOWED FISCHL’S INSTRUCTIONS GET ABSOLUTELY REKT
[Bennett:] WHAT IS THIS HUH??
[yanfei:] collaboration of the century
[xingqiu:] [attachment]
[xingqiu:] I AM DONE WITH ALL OF YOU
[fischl:] did he see it lmao
[xingqiu:] IM GETTING OFF AT THIS STOP RN
[xingqiu:] HE PROBABLY SAW IT, TIME TO CHANGE MY NAME AND RIDE TO FONTAINE
[hu tao:] lmao ride on deez nuts
Razor joined the conversation
[Razor:] R u ok
[Bennett:] HDJFSKL HELLO :DD I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING BUT XINGQIU IS IN TROUBLE
[hu tao:] DAMN RIGHT HE IS LMFAOO
[xingqiu:] i got up
[xingqiu:] and he looked at me
[xingqiu:] we made. eye contact
[hu tao:] fucker’s gorgeoauhgs eyes are probably ruined by the brightness of your phone <3
[xingqiu:] i’m never texting this gc again. goodbye. he smiled at me.
[Razor:] Why r there 3 big pics of an anime man in my photos
[hu tao:] LMFAO THEY COULDN’T SAVE XINGQIU’S ASS
xingqiu left the conversation