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  1. The stranger in the kitchen by

    Fandoms: Kool-Aid "Kool-Aid Man" Commercials, Ed Sheeran (Musician)  

    11 Apr 2022

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    After a mysterious giant red figure enters his house, Ed Sheeran decides the most sensible thing to do is fuck. Only, the pitcher doesn't seem to be what he had expected.

    *features indecent use of cucumber

    Language:
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