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1. take the sadness out of saturday night by teandfailure

   Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Apr 2022

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Edward Elric/Roy Mustang
   • Edward Elric
   • Roy Mustang
   • Porn with Plot
   • Post-Canon
   • Top Edward Elric
   • Bottom Roy Mustang
   • BDSM
   • Anal Sex
   • Ass to Mouth
   • Painplay
   • Impact Play
   • Praise Kink
   • Gags
   • Humiliation
   • a hint of aftercare
   • discussion of mental health issues
   • brief self harm reference
   • created for the Equivalent Exchange Anthology

   Summary

   “I’m a goddamn gentleman, okay? I don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about," Ed says.

   Roy huffs, and everything feels easier, like heaving that sigh has kicked the planet back onto its correct axis. “Wonder where you learned that from,” he says, voice dry.

   Ed snorts. “You can keep telling yourself that if you want,” he replies, but the blow is softened by the grin on his face. “You’re lucky that I didn’t learn romance at the Roy Mustang school of overpriced dinners and underwhelming missionary. None of that shit would’ve worked on you anyway.”

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