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Cordy smiled as she unwrapped her Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie. The seer licked her lips and swallowed the drool already forming in her mouth. Oh she was so going to savour this. All she needed was a glass of milk. Cold milk and The Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie. If some demon or demigod decided to attack right at that moment they would just have to wait. She would sit by and watch the next apocalypse happen while she enjoyed her milk and cookie.
Xander entered the kitchen. He was carrying a paper bag. Probably fast food.
“Hey, pretty lady.” Xander said as he started to pull burgers and muffins out of the bag.
“Hey, Xander.” Cordy said as she opened the fridge and started looking for the milk. She didn’t really notice Xander put the food back in the bag and leave.
Cookie and milk.
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“Where the fuck is he?!” Cordy screamed as she stormed into Angel’s office. Gunn slowly backed up and looked over at Wesley. The ex-watcher shrugged and made sure to keep his hands where the crazy woman could see them.
“Who, Cordy?” Angel said looking up from the ancient scroll he was studying.
“Your Consort,” Cordy pointed at the vampire.
“Okay…” Angel put the scroll away “Xander just came home. He came in here and said he was going to go and eat his lunch…” Gunn snorted “Okay his second lunch…in the courtyard garden,” Angel looked at the seer “What did he do?” the vampire asked.
“Oh don’t you worry! No don’t you worry! I’ll deal with the bastard myself.”
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“Xander!” Xander turned around quickly and saw Cordy. She looked furious.
“Um…hey,” he said.
“Where is it?” the ex-cheerleader demanded to know.
“Um…what?” Xander slowly got up. His hand never leaving the back of the bench he had been sitting on. Cordy walked up to him and grabbed the paper bag from the small table standing next to the bench.
“Hey!” Xander protested.
“Where is it!” Cordy opened the bag and looked through the paper wrappings. She showed on of them to Xander. The words Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookie was printed all over the blue paper.
“Um…you need paper?” Xander looked confused.
“No you moron! I need my cookie,” Cordy grabbed hold of Xander’s hand and dragged him into the hotel. She didn’t stop before they entered Angel’s office. Wesley sighed and Gunn slowly edged his way over to the door.
“Cordy?” Angel sounded tense.
“Go on, Xander!” she pushed him forward “Admit it!”
“Um…” Xander looked mystified.
“He ate my cookie!” Cordy yelled.
“This is about a simple cookie?” Gunn asked.
“No!” Cordy snapped “Not a simple cookie. A special cookie. My cookie. Mine. Bought with my meagre earnings.”
“Xander?” Angel said looking at Xander. Sometimes Angel longed for his time spent in Hell.
So peaceful.
“I…yeah I ate a cookie…Sorry Cordy,” Xander said looking down at his feet. “Didn’t mean to do it.”
“You’ve been eating non-stop this past week, Xander. Really. You could have left my precious cookie alone.”
“It’s not like I’m in control of it,” Xander sulked. Angel got up and rubbed Xander’s back.
“It’s okay,” the vampire soothed “I’ll buy you some new cookies, okay Cordy?”
Cordy looked confused for a second then she crossed her arms “What the hell is going on?” she asked. Gunn looked from Cordy to Xander and Angel. Then a thought struck him “Aw! Fuck,” he mumbled.
“What?” Cordy looked at the street fighter. “What?” she turned her attention on Angel and Xander.
“Um…” Angel started, looked at Xander and said “Liam is gonna get a little brother or sister in…um…about seven months time,” the vamp beamed with pride. Xander just sighed and scratched his stomach.
“Oh?” Cordy looked perplexed “OH!” she started dragging Xander out of the room. The three men left behind in the office could faintly hear the seer say “We have so much shopping to do…you got Angel’s Gold Card?…”