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Legoshi: I thought you said we were gonna play musical chairs!
Melon: Never said that, dumb dog. I said we'd play a game you were already familiar with.
Legoshi: I'm familiar with musical chairs!
Melon (deadpan): Another game you were already familiar with.
Legoshi: Hide and seek?
Melon (still deadpan): No.
Legoshi: Magic the Gathering?
Melon: Hell no.
Legoshi: Pin the tail on the tiger?
Melon: You mean "pin the tail on the donkey," right? (Random donkey walks nearby). No offense, Richard.
Random Donkey: None taken, Melon-san. (Leaves).
Melon: The hell was I... oh yeah. It's pin the tail on the donkey, dumb dog.
Legoshi: Only Louis-senpai can call me that and live! Let's play pin the tail on the tiger already!
Melon: Pin the tail on the donkey!
Legoshi: Tiger!
Melon: Donkey!
Legoshi: Tiger!
Melon: Donkey plus infinity!
Legoshi: Tiger infinity plus two!
Haru (tied to a nearby railway, annoyed as hell): Seriously? Is this why I got up this morning?
Melon (shrugs): I've got time to kill.
Legoshi (grins deviously): Speaking of which...
(Cut to elsewhere in the city. Bill and Aoba are at the city state fair, bound and gagged, bare buttocks out for all to see, as a pair of blindfolded hybrid kids approach, each ready to stick a pointy needle into their bums).
Aoba (muffled): (Let's make a bet with Legoshi, you said. It'll be fun, you said. He'll do our chores for the next five months, you said).
Bill (also muffled): (Shut up, man).