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Haru: You done, sweetie? We're running kinda late.
Legoshi: Almost, hon. Just trying to figure out this lousy tie.
Haru: It's not rocket science, Legoshi. Just tie it into a knot.
Legoshi: Last time I did that, you screamed so loud, Gouhin and the Shishigumi heard you all the way at the black market. What a wonderful night that was, explaining to the police and the landlord why an over-muscled panda with Youngblood Disease and the Lion Yakuza-turned-boy-band broke into our house.
Haru: I said I was sorry, ok!? I only screamed because you knotted it into a tautline, silly! Any tighter and you would've snapped your own neck!
Legoshi: I survived having my back scratched, getting mauled by a bear, shot point-blank, to say nothing of the boss rush I had to go through before I took down that creepy-yet-strangely-sexy hybrid who had a bad childhood. You really think I'd let a stinking knot punch my ticket?
Haru: Don't argue with me, Legoshi. You nearly gave me a heart attack last month, when you slipped in the bathtub. Good thing you were wearing that suit of armor Louis gave you.
Legoshi: Yeah... he didn't have to hot-glue it to my fur, though. Good thing I tried that medicated Rogaine bodywash you bought. Otherwise, I'd still look like a pink scaly eyesore.
Haru: You looked fine, honey. Seriously, you've become so obsessed with your appearance.
Legoshi: I looked like a hairless wendigo, Haru! Sebun-san was seconds away from calling the Vatican!
Haruto (older son): Can we play, Daddy?
Legoshi: Only for a bit, Har. Your mom and I are in a--
Leago (youngest daughter): Bouncy, bouncy!
Legoshi: All aboard!
(Legoshi gently bounces Haruto on his feet, does the same with Leago).
Haru: Quit horsing around, Legoshi! You're gonna get your clothes all dirty and-- (Looks outside, realizes something). Uh... no offense, Yahya-san.
Yahya (utterly annoyed, wearing a fuchsia apron and hairnet, sighs): None taken. (Looks outside). You done with that cheese, Gosha?
Gosha (somewhere in the kitchen): Almost. Y'know, we could've been eating by now if you hadn't insisted on preboiling and roasting those cheeses.
Yahya (rolls his eyes): It's required, you philistine! The family recipe says the roquefort and camembert have to boil and roast for at least an hour!
Gosha: Seems kinda excessive, though. I mean, it's mac and cheese, after all.
Yahya: Let's not get into that now. I can only live on ramen noodles for so long before I have to scrape off my tastebuds.
Gosha: I still think you're overdoing it. Good thing I talked you out of making that nasty frozen goop from last week.
Yahya: It's vichyssoise, Gosha! It's supposed to be cold!
Gosha: Where's that written in stone?
Yahya (facepalms): I don't believe this... (Leaves).
(Gosha and Yahya bicker in the background. Legoshi bounces Leago as Haruto nudges his mother).
Haruto: C'mon, Ma, you gotta try it!
Haru: Haruto, I--WHOA!
(Legoshi bounces her for a bit. Haru cringes, falls flat into him. The kids join in; hilarity ensues).