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1. The Devil Works Hard But Ineffable Idiots Work Harder by leafhurricane

   Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, F/M
   • Work in Progress

   11 May 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • rated for language
   • Post-Canon
   • takes place in 2019 like the TV series
   • because twitter is a thing that exists apparently
   • Aziraphale's Bookshop (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • Writer Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley is Bad at Lying (Good Omens)
   • but he thinks he isn’t
   • Crowley is Bad at Being a Demon (Good Omens)
   • these two are INSUFFERABLE
   • but also ineffable
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • 6000 Years of Pining (Good Omens)
   • just so much of it
   • BAMF Anathema Device
   • Anathema Device Ships Aziraphale/Crowley
   • newton pulsifer is confused
   • and just a bit dorky
   • maybe a lot…

   Summary

   Crowley is not a romantic person— or rather, not a romantic person-shaped-entity.
   Crowley, however, is also a liar.

   Aziraphale is also not a romantic.
   But he does happen to secretly write a series of best-selling, very gay, rather… ethereal romance novels.
   What else is he to do with a rampant love for literature and the rest of the not-end-of-the-world on his hands?

   Shenanigans ensue.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   16,127

   Chapters:

   4/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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   Bookmarks:

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