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It was a normal sunny day in the city of New York, the sun sparkling on the reflection of every car in the sunshine, and in a certain suburb, a DeSoto crashed into a collapsible fence. A dog and rabbit got out of the car.
"It's a good thing we decided to buy that collapsible fence Sam!" Max said as he walked with Sam.
"You could say that again, little buddy! With our rather unique parking skills, it's better than having to buy another expensive fence on our front lawn!" Sam said.
"Yeah! Now come on, let's go look at our haul!" Max said as he opened the trunk. He and Sam had just done a big drug bust, and they were taking the drugs back to Geek to get them looked at.
"Wow Max, that's a lot of hard drugs! Look at all of these!" Sam said as he pointed to the trunk. There was cocaine, LCD, heroin, PCP, meth, and a lot of other stuff.
"This is a lot of product Sam! Why don't we sell some of it? We could make some serious dough!" Max said.
"Max, we might do some illegal stuff, but even we have limits." Sam said.
"Oh yeah, right! Forgot about that Sam." Max said.
"Like how you don't like girls?" Sam said.
"I don't?" Max said.
"Oh hah, hah, Max. C'mon, let's get these things to Geek." Sam said as he took half of the stuff in the trunk. Max took the other half. The two got in the house, and put the stuff on the kitchen counter.
"Alright, I'm gonna go talk with Geek, I'll be back in a few minutes Max." Sam said as he went down to the basement to see Geek. Max was bored out of his mind, and didn't know what was in the baggies, so he decided to see for himself. He noticed a batch of brownies in one of them, he noticed his stomach growling.
"Ah jeez, I'm starving here! Oh well, down the hatch it goes!" Max said as he ate one of the brownies. As he ate it, he felt it tasted odd. He shook the feeling, and decided to just wait around more. Meanwhile, Sam was down in the basement with Geek.
"Hey Dad, what do you need?" Geek said.
"Well Geek, we need you to go over some drugs, make sure they're the real deal!" Sam said to his daughter.
"I've never done this kind of stuff for you before." Geek said.
"Well, that's because you were a minor before. Now you're 18, and can legally inspect drugs!" Sam said.
"Wait, how did you do that before?" Geek said.
"We had to take it to the guys at the forensics lab. They weren't very good at their job." Sam said.
"I bet, now c'mon, let's go inspect some drugs." Sam said as Geek took a homemade gadget of hers, and her and Sam went upstairs to see Max lying on the couch with the TV on.
"Max?" Sam said.
"Oh... Hey Sam, how's it going?" Max said in a droning tone.
"You ok?" Sam said.
"I feel great Sam! Like I'm on cloud nine!" Max said. Sam then picked up Max, noticing a lot of chips and Glazed McGuffins around him.
"He looks fine, no body parts separated like last time..." Sam said.
"What was that?" Geek said.
"Oh, Max sounds like he got his bliss separated again, so I'm making sure he's ok!" Sam said.
"Dad, I think he's just high." Geek said.
"Holy oak tree laced with poison! But how did he even get high?!" Sam said.
"Oh, I ate this really good brownie..." Max said as he giggled.
"A brownie?" Sam said. Geek went over to where the drugs were, and looked at the bag full of brownies.
"I think these guys were making edibles." Geek said.
"Edibles? What's that? Me and Max don't really keep in touch with the youth, so we wouldn't know what those are." Sam said.
"Basically, they're food laced with weed. It's legal, but I'm betting these guys laced it with more than the legal amount." Geek said.
"What should we do?" Sam said.
"Just spend some time with Pop, I'll look over the drugs." Geek said. Sam decided to do just that, and stared right at Max. Max began giggling.
"What's so funny?" Sam said.
"I just realized Sam... You're a dog with a fedora on!" Max said as he continued to laugh his butt off.
"Why do you have to laught about that?" Sam said.
"Dogs don't wear fedoras!" Max said.
"Yeah, and lagomorphs don't have razor sharp teeth either." Sam said.
"They're teeth?! I thought they were a bear trap!" Max said.
"Well unless you recently got surgery for that, I wouldn't think so!" Sam said.
"Sam, Sam, Sam, I need to ask you something." Max said.
"Yeah?" Sam said.
"C-Can we do that? I wanna get my teeth replaced by a bear trap." Max said.
"Maybe later." Sam said.
"Yayyy..." Max said as he flopped on the couch. Geek then came up to Sam.
"So I did an analysis of the brownies." Geek said.
"And?" Sam said.
"There's no weed in them." Geek said.
"What, then Max is faking it?!" Sam said.
"Yeah, looks like he's under the placebo effect." Geek said.
"Wait, there was no weed in them?!" Max said, suddenly snapping back from his stupor.
"Yeah! How are you feeling now?" Sam said.
"Like I want to cause carnage." Max said.
"That's my little buddy!" Sam said.
"I can get the rest done soon." Geek said.
"That's good!" Sam said.
"Let's watch more TV Sam, there's some marathon of that dumb girl sitcom you like soon!" Max said.
"Really?! Let's watch it!" Sam said as he switched over to the Disney Channel, ready to watch some Hannah Montana.