Work Text:
Do you like how I dance?
I've got zirconium pants!
Consequential enough
To slip you into a trance
Do you like how I walk?
Do you like how I talk?
Do you like how my face
Disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful yet creepy friend (Pumpkin pie)
I have a powerful job
She criticizes me for being egocentric (ha ha ha)
You practice your mannerisms
Into the wall
If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
I've been you
I know you
Your facade is a scam
You know you're making me cry
This is the way that I am
I've been living a lie
A metamorphical scheme
Detective undercover brotherhood
Objective: obscene
Oh no, no
Oh yeah!