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Manfred von Karma knocked on Miles's bedroom door. He brought with him a box. A box that smelled of KFC. Miles looked up at Manfred, his stomach growling.
"Miles," he said with a gruff voice. "I brought you something... exciting."
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"WOAH KFC" EDGEWOrth said and he grabbed the chicken but von karma slapped his tiny tiny hand and said. "No chicken for the fatherless", edgeworth then has ptsd and didn't eat chicken after that disaster.
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Chicken was sad because edgeworth couldn’t eat it anymore because ptsd so it went to manfried’s house to try to kill Jim. Typo but funny anyway Manfred had massive kfc buckets around his house but chicken scaled them because chicken can overcome anything man puts in front of it. Chicken storms in and says: “prepare for your doom gay but homophobic man.”
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The chicken pulled out his tiny gun and aimed at Manfred. At the same time Manfred had pulled out his own gun. Both sat at a standstill until the chicken said, "I see... A worthy opponent." Manfred nodded as they both approached each other slowly. They shook hands
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and skipped off into the sunset, like true adversaries-turned-best-friends would. Happily ever after, until the chicken was swooped by a hawk and died.
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Miles fell to his knees as Simon's hawk swoop in and took the chicken. Miles thought the chicken died but it really went on its honeymoon. Anyways Manfred knelt down beside the boy as he cried, the chicken 'died' just like his dad did. Only Manfred didnt shoot it.
"Miles, I know your in pain. But you need to be strong for your chicken"
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Miles was still crying, but he tried to be strong for his chicken. It reminded him of his father, who had been shot only a few months prior. But this time Manfred hadn't killed anything, it was all his fault. Maybe he killed his father too, just like this chicken. He cried even more.
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However, Edgeworth decided to approach his grief and guilt in a healthy, constructive manner, and is currently seeing a therapist. He still refuses to eat fried chicken though, which kind of sucks because Phoenix really loves Popeyes but all edgeworth ever does is eat mashed potatoes and the buttery biscuits.