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Here we see the Butz in its traditional hunting grounds, the local convenience store. The creature is currently in the candy Aisle, contemplating purchase of a baf
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flingly large candy bars. However, something else caught his eye today. That being, a giant, ten-foot tall gummy bear. Larry's mouth was agape as he pondered the feeling of the gummy bear in his mouth, and decided right then and there to purchase it. However, there was a problem. Ever since breaking up with his last 4 girlfriends, Larry has been
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having issues speaking with women. Now this gummy bear didn't have a gender as it was a piece of candy, but Larry is an idiot and doesn't know any better. He approached the gummy bear saying, "hey there~" the gummy bear didn't respond. Afraid he already messed up, Larry fell to his knees and
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started bawling his eyes out. He curled up into the fetal position and screamed so loud everyone in the McDonald's they were suddenly in for some reason turned and stared. "Good Lird," they thought.
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Larry was just so sad about that that he started crying, and even the giant gummy bear couldn't make him happier. He even offered him some gummy worms, but he refused. Nothing will ever bring his beautiful Kiance back, not even tasty gummy worms.
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Gummy bear decided to mould a new girlfriend out of gummy gums I don’t know what that means but it seemed to cheer Larry up. He immediately regretted it tho as he started to imagine all the unholy things that Larry might do to this gummy girlfriend. He tried to take it back from Larry but he refused. A battle to the death insues.
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larry then found out that the gummy bear was appart of the CIA and he's seen to much. He then gets stabbed with a needle and falls unconscious, then he is met with a splash to the face with water. The water woke him up as he's surrounded by gummy bears who are kicking him. Abusing him. He then is saved by his gummy bear "Girlfriend" and they make a great escape from the CIA building.
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Larry was tried as he looks at his gummy bear wife. They made it but at what cost? He was sure Miles got eatten and Phoenix was converted. The gummy bear girlfriend held his hand as she started to get all googy. She was Dissolving the water was too much for her.
"No.. NONONONO PLEASE! GUMMY GF NO!"
"Im sorry Larry... But it wasnt just menant to be I ,ust leave you now. My sugary substance cant hold up."
She dies and Larry Cries as he eats whats left of her, his mom told him to never waste food afterall.