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There lived a mac donalds worker who lived long ago in starlight. He had recived a box with the order to stuff the shitty box full of big macs and deilver it to wright offices
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Maya stood at the door of Fey manor, waiting for the MCdonalds driver to show up. He did.
"Maam this was a two hour drive," said the Mcdonalddriver "you better give me a goof tip."
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"Umm, cope? Seethe and mald asshole." Maya grabbed her shitty McDonald's meal box and slammed the door in his face.
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She just couldn't understand why no one liked her box that she put so much work in. When she arrived at home, she started crying very hard. It didn't help that the McDonalds worker made fun of her on tumblr and she saw his post randomly while browsing the app.
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Maya got pissed and trapped the worker into the box. Now the worker needed to fucking escape the box. Maya then started to sit on the box and scroll through her tumblr page and eat her burger while phoenix was looking with fear. Now the Worker needs to escape the shitty box from 3-2.
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He kicked at the sides of the box frantically. Maya sat undisturbed as she enjoyed her burger, thoroughly. Phoenix couldn't do anything about the whole situation but he sure felt bad for the mcdonalds worker who was still smacking the box from the inside. 5 minutes passed until the box fell silent. Maya who had finished 3 burgers by then raised her eyebrow at Nick who only shrugged in return.
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Phoenix lifted up the box to see what happened to the McDonalds worker, scared for what he might find. Inside was his corpse, already looking pale.
"God dammit Maya," Phoenix said. "You're definitely getting arrested again for this. The box has your fingerprints all over it, and this guy is definitely dead. Plus we're both here with a bunch of witnesses."
Maya shrugged, and said, "Well, Nick, since we're both going to jail we might as well raid this McDonalds. I should get in a few burgers before I get arrested."
Phoenix considered for a moment.
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“Yeah you know what fuck it I don’t care anymore.” Maya and Phoenix raid McDonald’s and also commit 7 homicides i the process. The one piece pirate rap is really distracting uh anyway Luffy appeared and he caught them dancing in the lordly trailer to kazuma’s theme because it’s a banger. He joined in for a minute but then realised he was dancing with criminals so he arrested them and sent them to ace attorney prison for 498 years because ace attorney prison sucks also maya was put on death row and Luffy is a polic officer I should’ve mentioned that earlier. Lmao typos but it makes it funnier.