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German Naruto and mask de masque had always liked machinations and They met at a machine con or some shit and they yeah they met and uh German Naruto abandoned mask de masques femboy ass by singing German Naruto opening
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The mask de masques wasnt pleased with this singing and broke a lamp over naurtos head which caused naurto to cower with fear. He began to cry as the Mask thief abused him by throwing cheese at his faxce
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this caused German Naruto to cry even more, which didn't please Mask DeMasque, because it reminded him of his singing, and he hit him again with the lamp. Then Naruto just Naruto runned away really fast and kiched him from be
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After that Mask Demasque started to BUST A FUCKING MOVE AND STARTED TO WHIP AND NAE NAE, German Naruto did the same but danced in german. They both were busting a move and cause a scene so bad that the entire place fell to pieces. But even so... THEY WERE STILL BUSTING A MOVE. CHAOS EVERYWHERE. THEY STARTED TO FLOAT. THEY WERE GOD. HOLY SHIT TGHEY ARE KILLING PE
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OPLE!!!
German Naruto did a breakdance, and Demasque rebutted with a split. Then, suddenly, during their epic battle, magnificent man Dick Gumshoe descended on the scene.
"Oh yeah, pal, I brought my moves with me!" he shouted, and began breakdancing.
German Naruto and Demasque were so impressed they couldn't stop staring at his dance moves. They both realized then and there that they had lost the dance battle to this man. There was no hope.
"OH YEAH PAL," Dick shouted, throwing his
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feet out as he did a windmill effortlessly. German Naruto and Mask☆Demasque could only clap with disdain as Gumshoe rose and left the dancefloor for the next opponent to claim.
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It was now Manfred von Karma's turn to enter the floor. Von Karma is perfect in every way, and thus had the perfect disco moves. Both the judges were in awe of how he tore up the floor and he instantly won the competition. German Naruto and Mask☆Demasque both went up to shake Manfred Von Karma's hand and give him his prize. The prize was a 50 year supply o
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f tasers. However, as Von Karma was pulling away both German Naruto and Mask☆Demasque pulled out their own tasers. They shocke him in the stomach and he fell to the floor. "Thats what you get you ugly old bastard!" Mask☆Demasque spat out. "Ich habe deine Mutter gefikt!" German Naruto said, just because he could. They both turned to eachother shook hands and took their tasers back home to rest finally.