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Karasuno and Nekoma were having a practice match, Karasuno losing and Nekoma winning, when the incident happened. A woman with long, pink hair burst into the gym, along with a man with short black hair. They immediately yelled, "Where the FUCK is Shoyo Hinata!?"
Shoyo's face fell as he obviously recognized them. The team watched as Shoyo slowly stepped towards the two Sheep members, asking, "And why are you here? Yuan - Shoyo nodded in the pink haired woman's direction -, Shougo." Shoyo nodded in the black haired man's direction.
The woman - Yuan - got even more pissed than she probably was before. After a pause, she lunged at Shoyo who easily side stepped her (being trained by the best dodger in all of Japan and all). Shoyo then grabbed Yuan's wrist from where she punched and missed and pushed her down, buying him more time to come up with a plan that's probably going to go down the drain as soon as it was put in action.
Shougo went in for a kick to the gut but Shoyo simply jumped up and landed on his shoulders, causing Shougo to collapse under his unexpected weight. Shougo yelped in surprise as he went down.
Yuan got up again, going for an uppercut, but Shoyo easily shut her down. "Geez! You people are weak!" He taunted.
"You're just dodging! You STUPID mackarel!" Yuan shouted in return.
"Wow! You know Papa's nickname for Dad!" Shoyo clapped, he then walked over to Yuan and as she took another swing at him, he knocked her out cold. Shoyo then did the same to Shougo who got up and charged at him again.
Shoyo picked up the bodies and dragged them outside where he chucked them on a nearby bench. He walked back to the gym, looking every bit as energetic as he did before Yuan and Shougo showed up.
"So, are we gonna continue? I wanna sleep," Shoyo stated.
"What.... the...... FUCK HINATA!?" Kenma and Koushi yelled at the same time, a little scared of the small middle blocker.
"Well, then," Kei pushed his glasses up, trying to hide his growing fear of Shoyo.
"Ooh! Teach me!" Lev begged.
Everyone basically reacted at once, either questioning what just happened or asking Shoyo to teach them how to fight. Shoyo tried to comprehend what was happening, but pointedly ignoring and walking up to Tobio and cuddling up to him on the bench.
Tobio looked up at the others, pulling Shoyo into his side. He asked, "What? Are you looking for an explanation, because you aren't getting any without his explicit permission. All you're getting is that he has two dads, they used surrogacy, and they fight a lot, know how to fight, but still love each other," Tobio explained.
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Shoyo woke to sneakers squeaking and the bouncing of volleyballs, he was still nuzzled up against Tobio and he blushed furiously. He leaned backwards, so much so that he fell off the bench and landed with a yelp.
People noticed and immediately dropped everything to bombard Shoyo with questions like who are your parents and how did you learn to fight like that. Shoyo vaguely answered their questions as he got his phone out and dialed his "Papa."
After the phone rang a few times, Shoyo's Papa, Chuuya Nakahara-Dazai, answered the phone, "Shoyo? What's wrong?"
"So, uhm- Yuan-san might've attacked me with her boyfriend Shougo," Shoyo rushed out. "At a practice match against Nekoma too."
"WHAT!? Where is that bitch!?" Chuuya yelled loud enough for the other people in the gym to hear.
"I put them on a bench nearby, they're out cold but I don't have an estimate on when they'll wake up, Papa," Shoyo explained.
"Alright, Osamu and I'll come pick you up," Chuuya explained, there was a brief shouting match that could be faintly heard, though Shoyo could only pick up shit like "Mackerel" and "Pinky."
"See you and Dad soon!" Shoyo said before he hung up the phone. "So, I'll be leaving soon and my dads are picking me up."
"Okay, just please don't scare us shitless again, Hinata-san," Daichi sighed.
"Okay, but that was so cool, Hinata-chan!" Asuka yelled. "Please, teach me!"
"Maybe, Aoki-chan, but I'll need your number," Shoyo explained.
"Okay, here, 98X-XXXX," Asuka gave it to Shoyo. "Now, keep up with your promise."
"Of course, I've learned to never break a promise," Shoyo said as his dads pulled into the parking lot. "Now, au revoir! I'm off to home!"