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Orchid created: "Unnamed Group Chat"
Orchid renamed "Unnamed Group Chat" to "Welcome to Hell, Bitches"
Orchid added 71 people to "Welcome to Hell, Bitches"
Orchid disabled the leave button
Orchid:
Kamisato Ayaka - She/Her
Venti - She/He/They
Xinyan - She/They
Eula - She/Her
Rosaria - She/They/It
Qiqi - They/Them
Yun Jin - She/Her
Albedo - He/They
Sucrose - She/They
Kaedehara Kazuha - He/Him
Sayu - She/They
Sangonomiya Kokomi - She/Her
Fischl - They/It
Klee - She/Her
Xiao - They/Them
Diona - She/Her
Xiangling - She/They
Beidou - She/They
Xingqiu - He/They
Shenhe - She/Her
Zhongli -He/Him
Aether - He/They
Lumine - She/her
Diluc - He/She
Arataki Itto - He/Him
Jean - She/Her
Lisa - She/They
Hu Tao - She/It
Kamisato Ayato - He/They
Ei - They/She
Kaeya - He/Him
Amber - She/They
Childe - He/They
Gorou - He/Him
Ganyu - She/Her
Yoimiya - She/They
Chongyun - He/They
Nigguang - They/She
Kujou Sara - She/Her
Bennett - He/Him
Keqing - She/They
Yae Miko - She/He/They
Mona - She/Her
Noelle - She/They
Thoma - He/They/It
Cyno - He/Him
Barbara - She/Her
Yan Fei - She/Her
Orchid - She/They
Paimon - They/Them
Aloy - She/They
Orchid pinned a message
Orchid: I thought that since UA's "finest" heroes in training were coming to GA tomorrow, why not create a GC with them.
Orchid: The pinned message is our (GA's) people and pronouns. But UA people, feel free to tell me your pronouns and I can add them to the pinned message.
Tenya Iida is online
Orchid changed 29 people's names
Iida: Hello, I would assume your Orchid then?
Orchid: Mhm!
Jean is online
Jean: Don't believe a word she says, she just wants chaos.
Orchid: Wahhh, u have 0 faith in me Jean!!!
Jean: And I have every right to have 0 faith in you.
Iida: And why is that?
Jean: Let's just say too much arson and pranks even though she's an anemo user.
Jean: Orchid, since you're tech savvy, can you get everyone online so we can do proper introductions instead of just names in pronouns in your oh so helpful pinned message.
Orchid used her hacking skills to force every person in the group chat online
Orchid: Okay people of Genshin Academy! Introductions in order of the names on the pinned message. Ayaka first! Name, vision, where you stay in the dorms, and fun fact!
Ayaka: Ayaka Kamisato, Cryo, internal and external affairs manager of the Kamisato Clan, I reside in the Inazuma dorms.
Venti: Venti the Bard! Anemo User, I'm head of Mondstadt and I'm technically a teacher but I'm retaking classes I failed as a student here.
Xinyan: Xinyan!!! Pyro, rock and roll musician, I live in Liyue.
Jirou: I like u
Eula: I am Eula, I have a Cryo vision, I live in Mondstadt dormitory and I'm planning on becoming a ballerina when I graduate.
Rosaria: Rosaria, Cryo, I skip choir most of the time
Qiqi: I.... am.... Qiqi.... and I forgot what's next...
Orchid: Vision, where you reside currently, fun fact
Qiqi: Qiqi has a cryo vision and memory.... problems. Qiqi also lives in Liyue dorms.
YunJin: Yun Jin! Geo user. I live in the Liyue dorms and I'm a prolific dancer, singer, and brewer, I work part time at a nearby bar!
Albedo: I am Albedo, I'm a geo user, I live in the Mondstadt dorms. I'm an alchemist and Sucrose is my assistant.
Sucrose: Hello! I'm Sucrose, I live in the Monstadt dorms, I'm an anemo user and I specialize in bio-alchemy even though I'm Albedo's assistant.
Kazuha: Hello, I'm Kazuha. I may look like a pyro user but I'm an anemo user and I am a very good swordsman even though every Allogene here can use some form of weapon.
Sayu: Ehh, I'm Sayu. I use anemo and I reside in Inazuma. I'm small so I sleep a lot to grow tall. Now, I'm going to sleep.
Sayu is offline
Kokomi: Hello, I am Kokomi. I have a Hydro vision and I reside in Inazuma. I'm a high priestess for the Hydro archon and was one of the leaders for the resistance.
Kaminari: Resistance?
Kokomi: Inazuma dormitory was basically in a civil war bc some kids thought it'd be funny to steal our visions.
Kaminari: Ah.
Orchid: Alright! Next person.
Fischl: I am legally Amy but please use my preferred name Fischl! If you call me Amy, I will rain hellfire on you. I have been bestowed upon the gift of Electro and I reside in Mondstadt's dorms.
Uraraka: Why do they speak/type like that?
Orchid: Unresolved trauma and if any of you hero wannabes speak of it's trauma, it's on fucking SIGHT!
Klee: Klee's name is Klee! Klee uses a pyro vision and Klee's moving into the Monstadt dorms next year! Klee loves to go fish blasting but Klee's not allowed to anymore...
Sero: Why is that?
Jean: She's been destroying too many things and had to go in time out way too many times to count.
Xiao: I am Xiao. I use anemo and I reside in Liyue's dorms. I look up to Zhongli like an older brother as he is my savior.
Diona: I'm Diona! I use Cryo and reside in Mondstadt's dorms bc Orchid looks after me! I may work part time as a bartender, but I'm gonna bring down the wine industry!
Orchid: Again, unresolved trauma where I will rain hellfire down on you if you bring it up.
Xiangling: Hello taste testers! I'm Xiangling, I use Pyro, I live in the Liyue dorms and I'm a magnificent chef. I'm in line to inherit my father's restaurant when he dies.
Beidou: Hello folks! I'm Beidou, I use Electro and I reside in the Liyue dorms and I have a gang.
Jean: Yes, you love to boast how you grafiti hero billboards.
Iida: That is very unherolike! Graffitiing hero billboards!
Orchid: Last night we set up a bonfire and burned Endeavor merch. And "unherolike"? We aren't trying to become heroes when all that we experience from heroes is discrimination!? So excuse us for having poor views on heroes!
Jean: Before this devloves, let's continue GA people.
Xingqiu: Hello, I'm Xingqiu, I live in Liyue's dorms and I'm a hydro user. I am a proclaimer of the arts, and the love of my beloved Chongyun!
Shenhe: Hey, I'm Shenhe. I'm a Cryo and I teach theology (Study of religions). I'm also Chongyun's aunt and legal guardian. So, Xingqiu, you break my nephew's heart and I'll rip your heart out.
Zhongli: Hello, I'm Zhongli. I use geo and I teach history and the head of the Liyue dorms. I recently took over Professor Morax's even though I just graduated last year because he died unexpectedly.
Aether: Heyo! I'm Aether, Lumine's twin and I'm not limited to one vision. I do, however, tend to reside in the Mondstadt dorms.
Lumine: Hey, I'm Lumine. Aether's twin. I as well am not limited to one vision. But I do tend to stay in Liyue
Author's Note: This is also explained in a later chapter
Diluc: Hey, I'm Diluc. I use pyro and I stay in Mondstadt's dorms. I work part time at Dawn Winery and Kaeya is unfortunately my step brother.
Itto: I'm Aratakki Itto but call me Itto! I use geo and I live in the Inazuma dorms. Technically, I can't have a quirk as I am part oni!
Jean: I am Jean. I use anemo and I live in Monstadt Dormitory and I'm more of the head of Mondstadt than Venti. I am the vice president of GA's student council.
Lisa: Hello, cuties. I'm Lisa and I use Electro. I live in Monstadt's dorms. I'm the student librarian and I will shock you if you don't return your books.
Uraraka: Oh. Uhm-
Hu Tao: Hiya! I'm Hu Tao and I use pyro. I live in Liyue dorms and I'm going to run my dad's funeral parlor when I graduate. So, 20% off coffins and free flower arrangements for my friends!
Midoriya: What a weird way to advertise...
Ayato: I am Ayato Kamisato. I use hydro and I reside in Inazuma's dorms. I'm next in line to run the Kamisato Clan.
Ei: I am Ei, I'm the IT and Engineering teacher. I use Electro and I'm the head of Inazuma's dorm.
Kaeya: I'm Kaeya. I use Cryo and I live in Mondstadt's dorms. I have an eyepatch, the KING of bad puns, and if you need a drinking buddy you can come to me!
Amber: I'm Amber! I use pyro and I live in the Mondstadt dormitory! I love food and can shoot at least two arrows at once!
Childe: I'm legally Tartaglia but please call me Childe. I use hydro. I'm the 11th Harbinger and I'm originally from Snezhnaya but I moved to Liyue for business.
Orchid: As well as for Zhongli, simp
Gorou: Hello. I'm Gorou. I use Geo and reside in Inazuma. I was the general of the resistance.
Ganyu: I'm Ganyu, I use Cryo and I live in Liyue. I like to eat Qingxin petals.
Yoimiya: Hiii! I'm Yoimiya! I use pyro and I live in Inazuma's dorms!!! I run my own firework shop so if you need fireworks, come to me!!!
Kaminari: o ok bakugou'd love that place
Bakugou: HEY!
Chongyun: Hello. I'm Chongyun. I use cryo and live in Liyue dorms. I'm an exorcist, but I can't handle strong emotions or spicy things too well so I carry popsicles around with me to cool me off when I get overheated or overexcited, like when I'm with my beloved Xingqiu.
Nigguang: Ningguang, geo, liyue, I have a floating house
Ningguang is offline
Sara: Sara, Electro, I live in Inazuma, and I was a supporter of the stealing visions side of the civil war.
Bennett: I'm Bennett! I use pyro. I reside in Mondstadt's dorms. I have very bad luck.. :/ But I'm used to it!
Keqing: I'm Keqing! I have an electro vision and I live in Liyue's dorms. I follow my own path and don't follow the rules!
Miko: I'm Miko, I use electro. I live in Inazuma, Im Ei's right hand woman and I help tend to the animals.
Mona: I'm Mona. I use hydro and I live in Mondstadt. I help run the astrology tower!
Noelle: I'm Noelle. I use geo and I live in the Monstadt dormitory. If you need any help, come to me!
Thoma: I'm Thoma! I use pyro and I live in the Inazuma dorms even though I used to live in the Monstadt dorms! I follow the Kamisato's wherever they go as I was employed by their father.
Cyno: I am Cyno, I am the vice president but I don't do much except let Dain "rule"
Barbara: I'm Barbara! I live in the Monstadt dorms and I use hydro! I'm actually the Shining Idol!
Yaoyorozu: OMG YOU'RE THE SHINING IDOL!?!?
Barbara: Hehe, yeah..
Yanfei: I'm Yanfei, I use pyro and I live in Liyue. I'm a legal advisor.
Orchid: I'm Orchid! I have an anemo vision and I live in Mondstadt's dorms but I frequently sleep over in Liyue's dorms. I may be a user of air but I love fire.
Paimon: Paimon's name is Paimon! Paimon doesn't have a vision but Paimon in Lumine and Aether's little sister! Paimon typically visits Lumine and Aether because Paimon's coming to Genshin Academy next year!
Aloy: I’m Aloy, I currently live in the Mondstadt dorms and I have a Cryo Vision. I can use both a bow and a spear. So I can (and most likely will) shoot your ass from far away and stab you up close so I can see the fear in your eyes.
Iida: We can do introductions next. So, everyone in order of your seating arrangements.
Aoyama: Yuuga Aoyama, she/he/they, Quirk: Naval Laser, I can shoot a laser from my belly button
Ashido: Mina Ashido! They/them. Quirk: Acid, I can shoot acid from anywhere on my body but I have pink skin, black sclera, and yellow horns. MinaAshido.jpeg
Sucrose: Ooh!
Asui: Tsuyu Asui, call me Tsu. She/He. Quirk: Frog, I'm basically a frog.
Iida: I'm Tenya Iida! He/Him! Class representative. Quirk: Engines, I have engines on my calves that help me move faster
Sayu is online
Sayu: You will not be faster than me!
Sayu is offline
Uraraka: Ochako Uraraka! Quirk: Zero Gravity, anything I touch can float!
Venti: So basically my wind currents.
Uraraka: Wind currents?
Venti: I can create wind channels
Ojiro: Mashirao Ojiro, he/him, quirk: Tails, I just have a tail
Kaminari: Denki Kaminari! He/They/It. Quirk: Electricity, I can control electricity.
Ei: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Kaminari: ???
Miko: She hates when people misuse electricity.
Kirishima: Eijirou Kirishima, he/him, quirk: hardening, I can harden my skin to unbreakable and it's really sharp
Koda: Kouji Koda, they/them, quirk: Anivoice, I can talk to animals.....
Satou: Rikkido Satou, he/him, quirk: Sugar Rush, any sugar I eat turns into energy where I can then make myself stronger for 10 minutes.
Shouji: Mezou Shouji, he/they, quirk: Tentacles, I basically have eight extra limbs that I can turn into any part of my body.
Jirou: Kyouka Jirou, she/they, quirk: Earphone Jack, I have things on my earlobes that I can stick into anything and hear what's going on, I can also amplify my heart rate into soundwaves and bust people's eardrums.
Sero: Hanta Sero, he/they, quirk: Tape, I have tape dispensers on my elbows and distribute tape from them.
Tokoyami: Fumikage Tokoyami, ve/vem, quirk: Dark Shadow, my shadow is sentient.
Todoroki: Shouto Todoroki, he/they, quirk: Half Hot Half Cold, left is fire, right is ice.
Orchid: You're Endeavor's son aren't you?
Todoroki: Sadly.
Orchid: mmmmmmmmmm
Hagakure: Tooru Hagakure, she/her, quirk: Invisibility, everything but my clothes is invisible
Bakugou: KATSUKI BAKUGOU! HE/HIM, QUIRK: EXPLOSIONS, EXPLOSIONS COME FROM MY NITROGLYCERIN SWEAT!!
Klee: Ooh! Another bomber!
Orchid has disabled Bakugou's caps lock for: undetermined time limit
Midoriya: Continuing... Izuku Midoriya, He/Xem. Quirk: Super Strength, my body's enhanced.
Shinsou: Hitoshi Shinsou, They/Them, Quirk: Brainwash, I can basically mind control people but they are aware they are brainwashed.
Yaoyorozu: Momo Yaoyorozu! She/Her. Quirk: Creation, I can create anything from the lipids in my body as long as I know the molecular structure of it. I'm also the vice representative.
Orchid: Great, see you all tomorrow at 8 AM!