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Fact 1# Tony has forced himself to read all of the classics so he can talk about them with Jason
"What day is it?" Tony asked looking up from the book he was reading.
"Still Tuesday same day as the last time you asked," Pepper said looking through her papers.
"It feels like I've been reading for days" he groaned rubbing his eyes.
"What are you reading?" She asked looking up from her papers
"War and Peace" he sighed looking back at the book "I could have started and won a war in the time it will take to finish it"
"I love that book I read it in high school" Pepper mused "You've really never read it before"
"Some of us have a life" he smirked a slight tease in her voice.
"And that is why some of us have four kids" Pepper smirked taking a sip of coffee.
"Damian is the only biological one and he's ten," Tony said defensively still reading after a few more minutes he closed the book "Finally!"
"Now you can watch the movie"
"THERE'S A MOVIE!!!"