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Saturo turns to Suguru, pout on his lips, eyes watery and big, hands clasped together in a plea.
“Suguru please.”
“Saturo, you can’t really be serious. We have sixteen kids, eight dogs, two cats, a fox, a raccoon, a pig, two snakes, four frogs, and a shit ton of fish. We cannot possibly take any more strays, human or animal, into our home. We do not have the room! Not to mention if we add any more kids the government is gonna start thinking we’re child trafficking or something. No. The answer is no. N.O. Take them back to wherever you got them from this instance.”
Saturo sniffs and looks down. “You’re right my love. Of course, you’re right. Never mind we are both filthy, stinking rich and can just add more space to our home. Never mind that they don’t have anyone just like we didn’t and that they’ll only slip through the cracks in that horrid system, especially the older meaner looking one. And make sure to forget that Megumi likes the younger one, because Megumi has been fine with no friends this far in life. I’ll just go tell the babies we can’t help them and that they’re on their own.” He turns around slowly before sending Suguru one last pitiful look not unlike a puppy who’s been denied food and walking with his head down back to where the pink haired children waited. Suguru feels a headache forming. His soulmate is a manipulative jerk with the biggest bleeding heart, but damn it if he doesn’t love him for it.
“Fine! Bring them along. But I swear to every god above this is it. No more!” Suguru says before Saturo can get too far. In a blink of an eye Saturo’s whole demeanor changes from demure to ecstatic. He bounces back to Suguru and kisses him sweetly on the lips before whispering into his ear. “We’ll see. Thank you, my love. I’ll show you just how much I appreciate you later when all the kids are in bed.”
“You’re a manipulative dick. You know that don’t you?”
“Please… you love it. And you love everyone just as much as I do. Admit it. You wouldn’t change a thing.”
“I admit to nothing.” Suguru turns his head away in false stubbornness. Saturo chuckles, gives him a kiss on his masked cheek before he runs over to the kids.
Another sigh before he smiles gently as he watches Saturo gather the kids in his arms. He chuckles as the older of the two yells and hits Saturo across the face with his tiny fists.
Yeah… . I wouldn’t give any of this up for the world.