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  1. The Hair War by

    Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    10 Nov 2025

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    In which Jake is petty, Khonshu finds a new hobby, Marc is tired of everyone's shit, and Steven learns to channel his inner Librarian. Presumably someone has custody of the braincell. It's not entirely clear who.

    And then, inevitably, the fall out from the Ennead's spectacular failure catches up with them and everything spirals out of control.

    This is stuck with a rather silly title for now as it started out as a standalone short story, but it's kinda outgrown that.

    Please note the rating change - this starts out fluffy and silly, and spirals into a trippy nightmare complete with body horror and psychological torture. Tags to be updated.

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