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    “Uh, huh, sure.” Bilbo rolled his eyes and added with a cheeky grin: “I’m sure structural analysis is very arousing for engineers.”

    To his own horror, Thorin felt his face get hot. “It’s practical! Not like reading Robert Browning for an hour and then droning on about whatever line in ‘My Last Duchess’!”

    A college!au where Bilbo is a peer writing tutor, Thorin hates English courses, their friends love to meddle, and a Middlearth College (no, for the last time, we’re not Middlebury) liberal arts education destroys everyone’s mental well-being. The only way to get by is with coffee and pipe-weed.

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