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-> quack slid into the server!
quack : what if one day we're smoking weed and the weed tries to smoke us back
quack : oh shit im the first one here
Crimeboy : what the Fuck.
quack : in my defense, i thought people would be here to laugh with me
Crimeboy : quackity people only laugh AT you
quack : what in the hot crispy kentucky fried fuck
-> Glad you're here, ranboozled!
ranboozled : i've never been more glad you can see messages that were sent before you joined
quack : aha i dont know what youre talking about
ranboozled : on a totally unrelated note, i wnt kfc now
Crimeboy : dont we all
quack : im a vegan
ranboozled : you were eating chicken wings during the session today
quack : i am who i am
-> neimki joined the party!
neimki : back by absolutely no ones demand, me
ranboozled : niki help
Crimeboy : this chat is a nightmare
Crimeboy : thank god for niki nihachu
ranboozled : amen
-> Yay, you made it theblade!
theblade : somehow i already want to leave
theblade : and, in response to your question, yes, the weed will smoke you.
neimki : are you speaking from firsthand experience?
theblade : my lawyer has prevented me from answering that question.
theblade : (but its a yes)
quack : you scare me
theblade : good.
-> Everyone welcome greenscreen!
greenscreen : we are gods children and he left us in a hot car in the middle of august.
Crimeboy : are you okay??/
greenscreen : im fine. god knew id be too powerfull with serotonin.
neimki : im starting to see what you mean, wil
quack : idk about you guys but this is great
theblade : if i wasnt professionally required to be here, i wouldn't have joined in the first place.
theblade : anyway im going to go cheat on my maths exam bye
-> wifehaver is here.
wifehaver : fuck your weed, i smoke oxygen
wifehaver : i'll live longer than you motherfucekr
ranboozled : this server is a mess already
Crimeboy : i want it to be known that if i hadn't started this mess, i would've left already.
quack : tommy silence
quack : you dont even know what weed is
quack : child
wifehaver : let it be known that im high right now so youre ismply wrong
Crimeboy : dont worry, he only took a shot of calpol
Crimeboy : i watched him steal it from the cupboard and bolt upstairs
wifehaver : ITS HARDCORE DRUGS, WILBUR
Crimeboy : its heavily expired calpol for toddlers.
wifehaver : ITS EXPIRED?//
neimki : sometimes i wonder how certain people havent been naturally selected just yet
-> schlattcoin hopped into the server.
schlattcoin : guys im having a bad day
schlattcoin : please send cute pictures of your credit card information
schlattcoin : (front and back please)
quack : schlatt ill give you some life advice for free
schlattcoin : im listening.
quack : if you cant run away from your problems, youre not running fast enough.
-> Welcome, tubbox! We hope you brought pizza.
tubbox : i did not bring pizaza
wifehaver : shame on you tubbo
tubbox : you know i can scroll up?
wifehaver : good for you and your opposable thumbs. prick.
tubbox : that means i know you drank expired calpol.
wifehaver : yuou saw nothing.
-> Good to see you, ancient!
ancient : im literally just here to join, say shit, and leave.
ancient : but also what the fuck is ravioli
ancient : and now i leave.
Crimeboy : im regretting making this server so much
wifehaver : WILBUR!!
Crimeboy : what is it, tommy
wifehaver : YOU ARE THE SUN
ranboozled : thats..sweet?
Crimeboy : do not call my suffering sweet.
Crimeboy : why am i the sun, tommy?
wifehaver : because i want you to stay 92 million miles away from me!
wifehaver : i hate you./
ranboozled : how sweet :)
Crimeboy : how long have you been waiting to say that
wifehaver : you odnt want to know.
-> A wild honk! appeared.
honk! : i feel like i just walked in on a fight
honk! : is it too late to walk out and hope no one saw me?
greenscreen : this is just how they are
tubbox : unfortunatley
Crimeboy : hey tommy
wifehaver : what do you want bitch
Crimeboy : you remind me of a fire alarm.
Crimeboy : because youre really loud and fucking annoying
-> pandas just landed!
pandas : clown to clown communication
Crimeboy : the difference between clowns and me is that clowns get paid
Crimeboy : but no, youre right, tommy is a clown
ranboozled : own that clowness, tommy
-> furry just showed up!
furry : i swear the name is ironic
wifehaver : i dont give a single fuck about a strangers opinion on me on the 'internet'
wifehaver : im way more interested in garlic bread
wifehaver : have you ever eaten that shit?
wifehaver : its fuycking delicious
Crimeboy : 'stranger'
Crimeboy : im your brother, you twat
wifehaver : stranger danger, i do not know this man
Crimeboy : im literally downstairs
wifehaver : get out of my house???
tubbox : the saddest part about being a shark is not being able to experience the crisp saltiness of a pringel
wifehaver : holdon
wifehaver : fucking WHATR????///?
Crimeboy : hello????
pandas : are you a fucking shark
tubbox : no further comment.