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Robias engagement announcement FB post

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Rachel Berenson is now engaged to Tobias Fangor

“He said yes!”

 

Naomi Berenson, Tobias Fangor and Daniel Berenson love this

Jean Berenson, Melissa Chapman, Eva Morales Crosetti, Jordan Berenson, Cassie Atkins, Sara Berenson, Jake Berenson, Tom Berenson, Steve Berenson like this

Marco Crosetti wow

 

Tobias: Yes, yes, 1337 times yes!”

 

Naomi: That’s my girl! (Daniel likes this)

            Daniel: Me too

            Naomi: Don’t go there

 

Marco: *cracks whip* (Tom and Saddler like this. Rachel and Naomi angry)

            Naomi: if it was the other way around, you’d be cheering

Tobias: Like you didn’t know Rachel wears the extremely fashionable pants in this relationship. (Rachel, Naomi and Eva like this)

Marco: Bird boy, I thought you’d want neither of you to be wearing pants. (Tobias and Rachel like this, Tom haha)

Rachel: As rarely as this happens I agree with Marco. (Marco haha)

Marco: If a hawk wore pants, would he wear them like this or like this?

 

Daniel: You’ll have better luck than I did. (Tom, Steve, Peter Crosetti, Jake, Marco haha. Jean likes this.)

Naomi: By better luck he means less Ron Burgundy style casual sexism. (Rachel wow, Eva and Jake like)

Jean: Now now let’s not spoil their moment (Tobias like this)

Notes:

I thought of this while working on one of my ‘everyone lives’ modern AU’s but wrote it to not depend on the particulars of that story.
Jean and Steve seem to joke about gender stereotypes but it could’ve been a serious problem for Naomi and Dan. Since Dan is in media, I use Anchorman in particular to describe his casual sexism. Making light of MeToo is a current manifestation of that.
Marco references the “if a dog wore pants” meme.