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gays?! in THIS chat?!?
Rolling Thunder!!! [02:23]
guys
the object of golf is to
play the least amount of golf
Saltyshima [02:25]
what the fuck
it is 2 in the fucking AM
orange [02:25]
omg noya ur right
who made my name that
wtf
tanakaaa [02:28]
kageyama i think
orange [02:29]
>:/
Tobio [02:30]
lol
orange changed Tobio's nickname to Meanie Butthead
Meanie Butthead changed their nickname to Tobio
orange [02:32]
ur so boring
Tobio [02:32]
go to sleep
orange [02:32]
ur up too dumdum
Tobio [02:33]
yeah up doing your mom
orange [02:33]
i despise u a lot sometimes
Tobio [02:33]
you woke me up dumbass
orange [02:34]
what kind of weirdo doesn't turn on do not disturb while they sleep
Rolling Thunder!!! [02:34]
guys ಠ_ಠ
tanakaaa [02:35]
this chat always dissolves into just hinata and kageyama bickering
Deadchi [02:40]
what are you all doing up we have practice in the morning
... okay WHO changed my name again
tanakaaa [02:41]
hahaha
Deadchi [02:43]
you fall over ONE TIME
orange [02:44]
u rly did look dead tho
like all limp
it was freaky as shit
also what are U doing up daichi :/
Deadchi [02:50]
sometimes 3rd years don't have the luxury of sleep
but you need to sleep
because i said so
orange [02:51]
what are u my dad :///
Deadchi [02:56]
no but i can make you do laps tomorrow
orange [02:56]
NOOO
Rolling Thunder!!! [02:57]
LMAO HE GOT U SHOYO
Deadchi [03:02]
you too, nishinoya.
Rolling Thunder!!! [03:03]
oh shit
off to bed!!! night guys!!!!! (･_･;
tanakaaa [03:04]
bedtime (*ﾟｰﾟ)ゞ
Deadchi changed their nickname to Daichi
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Rolling Thunder!!! [01:58]
did yall know
that sharks have two pps
orange [01:59]
omg rly
that's crazy
tanakaaa [02:06]
why tho
Rolling Thunder!!! [02:06]
hell if i know
tanakaaa [02:08]
well you're apparently the shark expert
orange [02:10]
kinda jealous of sharks rn i don't even have one :/
Rolling Thunder!!! [02:11]
shoyo what would u do with two pps
Saltyshima [02:11]
just say dick oh my god
orange [02:11]
i'd show them off
duh
Tobio [02:11]
gross
i don't wanna see your shark dicks
orange [02:12]
why not??????
Tobio [02:12]
😐
i quite literally hate you
orange [02:12]
aww i love u too (^з^)-☆
Tobio [02:12]
😐
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orange [23:46]
do u think hampsters have any thoughts in those heads
wait what
hampster
why does my phone say that's wrong
that's what they're called right
hampster
what the fuck
am i finally going insane
hampster
why is that wrong
Saltyshima [23:51]
hamster
orange [23:51]
oh.
THERES NO P????
hitoka <3 [23:52]
hampter
Saltyshima [23:54]
there is no p
Rolling Thunder!!! [23:59]
haha p
pp
Saltyshima [23:59]
why am i still here
yams - he/they [00:03]
just to suffer
Saltyshima [00:05]
i'm going to hurl myself out a window
orange [00:12]
it should be hampster
i'm gonna change the word
Saltyshima [00:14]
you might be the dumbest person i know
orange [00:15]
am i dumber than tanaka
Saltyshima [00:16]
that's a tough one
tanakaaa [00:16]
i'm right here
why must you disrespect me like this
orange [00:18]
IM SORRY TANAKA!!!!
UR VERY COOL!!!!!
Saltyshima [00:18]
don't inflate his ego
it all goes to his bald head
tanakaaa [00:19]
i'm not bald
it's a BUZZ CUT
Saltyshima [00:21]
bald
tanakaaa [00:25]
tsukishima you're so disrespectful to your upperclassmen :(
Saltyshima [00:25]
then be respectable
Rolling Thunder!!! [00:25]
OUCH
tanakaaa [00:25]
BRO???
Rolling Thunder!!! [00:25]
IM SORRY BRO BUT HE GOT U
tanakaaa [00:26]
alexa play traitor by olivia rodrigo
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Suga [15:36]
has anyone seen hinata??
Tobio [15:42]
he isn't at practice?
Suga [15:42]
no
also why aren't YOU here yet
Tobio [15:45]
did daichi not tell you?
i have a dentist appointment
Suga [15:45]
ohh right no he did tell me i forgot
but that still doesn't answer why hinata isn't here
Tobio [15:45]
yeah that's really weird
he doesn't miss practice for anything
Suga [15:46]
yeah that's why i'm worried
yams - he/they [15:49]
wait what
hinata isn't there??
i'm almost there btw
sry running a little late i had to talk to my teacher
tsukki's with me we'll be there in like 2 minutes
Suga [15:52]
you're fine
but have you seen hinata today??
he was at morning practice
yams - he/they [15:53]
yea he was here
orange [15:53]
sorry
i'll be there
sorry
Suga [15:54]
where are you??
orange [15:59]
bathroom
having a breakdown
lol
Suga [16:00]
what are you okay??
orange [16:04]
yea i'll be there soon sorry
Suga [16:04]
no it's okay
but why are you having a breakdown in the bathroom
orange [16:06]
uh
dysphoria
ig
yams - he/they [16:06]
which bathroom
orange [16:07]
uhh south i think
yams - he/they [16:07]
we're on our way
orange [16:07]
wait what
no
we??
yams - he/they [16:07]
yes
tsukki is worried too
orange [16:08]
?????
Tobio [16:10]
take care of him for me you two
yams - he/they [16:10]
will do o7
orange [16:10]
hello???
i'm rly ok guys
u don't have to come
Saltyshima [16:10]
we're already coming
orange [16:10]
(;_;)
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asahi [20:47]
is it just me or are the first years a lot closer
Suga [20:51]
hmm
yeah you're right
Daichi [20:52]
i guess it's good that they're getting along?
asahi [20:53]
but it's weirding me out
hitoka <3 [20:57]
lol
Suga [20:59]
yachi what do you know
hitoka <3 [21:01]
it's a secret
i'm not allowed to say
(｡･ω･｡)
orange [21:01]
( ˘ω˘ )
asahi [21:01]
i'm so confused
and a little scared
Suga [21:02]
this is suspicious
hinata are you guys committing crimes together
be honest
orange [21:05]
lol what
yea we sell hard drugs that's definitely what it is
we bond over drugs
Suga [21:06]
ಠ_ಠ
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Rolling Thunder!!! [03:12]
everything in the universe is either pizza or not pizza
Tobio [3:14]
nishinoya. it is 3 am
orange [03:15]
why won't you just turn on do not disturb
Tobio [03:15]
bc then i won't know if your mom hits me up
Saltyshima [03:15]
i hate all of you
orange [03:15]
you love us
Saltyshima [03:16]
i in fact do not
yams - he/they [03:16]
guys go back to bed :(
Tobio [03:16]
see what you did dumbass you woke up yamaguchi with your bright ass phone
orange [03:16]
WHY IS IT ONLY MY FAULT
YOU AND TSUKKI ARE ON UR PHONES TOO
Saltyshima [03:16]
stop calling me that
orange [03:16]
no
Rolling Thunder!!! [03:19]
wait
wait wait wait
are you four???
together????
rn??(?
orange [03:21]
maybe
Rolling Thunder [03:22]
hold ON
since WHEN
did u all tolerate each other enough to have a SLEEPOVER
orange [03:22]
uhhh
next question
Rolling Thunder!!! [03:22]
?????
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orange [19:28]
guys do u think in another life i could be a fish
yams - he/they [19:32]
sure bb u can be a fish
orange [19:33]
WOO
Suga [19:33]
why a fish
orange [19:33]
they're just so
swish
why NOT a fish
omg have u ever
seen that deep sea fish
that's like see through
yams - he/they [19:36]
no i haven't
Rolling Thunder!!! [19:41]
are we all just gonna ignore that yamaguchi called hinata baby
Suga [19:45]
wait what
i didn't notice
WHAT
okay i KNOW something is going on
hitoka <3 [19:46]
i'm gonna tell them
orange [19:46]
YACHI DONT
PLS
hitoka <3 [19:47]
i didn't ask to be a part of this secret :/
enno [19:47]
ur all so dense
they're dating
Suga [19:49]
what????
Rolling Thunder!!! [19:51]
WHAT??????
HINATA AND YAMAGUCHI????
enno [19:52]
no
well yes
but not just them
Suga [19:53]
enno you're gonna have to be more specific
orange [19:53]
(･_･;
enno [19:54]
one of them can tell u
Rolling Thunder!!! [19:55]
ENNOSHITA???
U CANT JUST LEAVE US HANGING LIKE THIS BRO
tanakaaa [19:55]
wait what's going on
Daichi [19:55]
^
Saltyshima [19:57]
hinata yamaguchi the king and i are all together
romantically
there was that so hard
orange [19:57]
u don’t have to be mean (;_;)
Suga [19:57]
OMG
THATS AWESOME
IM GONNA CRY
tanakaaa [19:57]
since when????
yams - he/they [20:00]
a few months i think
Rolling Thunder [20:01]
wait wait i don't understand
all four of you???
pls explain
tanakaaa [20:01]
look up polyamory
Rolling Thunder!!! [20:03]
ok
OHHHH
SHOYO WHY DIDNT U TELL ME!!!
MY LITTLE UNDERCLASSMEN :'''')
hitoka <3 [20:05]
finally
Daichi [20:06]
yachi you knew??
hitoka <3 [20:08]
not of my own free will
Tobio [20:11]
she caught shoyo and kei kissing and they told her everything
hitoka <3 [20:11]
i didn't even ask
Daichi [20:11]
well this is great
now you three can stop fighting all the time
yams - he/they [20:13]
oh trust me they haven't stopped
the only difference is they kiss afterwards now
Daichi [20:15]
too much info
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orange [17:12]
ughhhhhhhhh
u guys will never understand the pain i am in rn
Kiyoko [17:16]
period?
orange [17:17]
yes (;_;)
howd u know
Kiyoko [17:20]
i'm well acquainted with that "ughhhhhhhhh"
orange [17:22]
oh yea
it sucks ass
i feel like my organs are getting ripped apart
hitoka <3 [17:23]
felt
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orange [13:51]
so
i've gotten myself in a bit of a
pickle
Tobio [13:53]
oh god
what did you do
orange [13:53]
i'm stuck
Tobio [13:53]
what do you mean you're stuck
stuck where
orange [13:53]
i'm stuck in my sink
tanakaaa [13:55]
what
are you gonna expand on that more or
orange [13:55]
WELL U SEE
WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A COOL PLACE TO SIT
BUT I
FORGOT HOW HIGH MY BATHROOM COUNTER IS
AND I CANT GET ANY LEVERAGE
AND IM STUCK.
Tobio [13:58]
just get out
orange [13:58]
wow i hadn't thought of that thanks kageyama
the faucet is in the way
i cant move
Rolling Thunder!!! [14:02]
how did u
how did u get in in the first place
orange [14:02]
I DONT
KNOW
OK
I DONT KNOW
Saltyshima [14:03]
BAHAHAHA
PLEASE SEND A PICTURE
orange [14:03]
NO
DONT LAUGH AT ME
THIS IS SERIOUS
what if i'm stuck here forever
Tobio [14:03]
cant you just call your mom or something
orange [14:04]
THATS THE THING
SHES NOT HOME
AND NEITHER IS NATSU
tho i don't think she'd be able to do much
BUT STILL
IM ALL ALONE
IM GONNA DIE ALONE STUCK IN A BATHROOM SINK
Saltyshima [14:06]
i don't think i've laughed this hard in my entire life
orange [14:06]
SHUT UP
FIGHT ME
Saltyshima [14:06]
you cant fight me in the sink sho
orange [14:06]
FUCK
JUST
SOMEONE
HELP
Tobio [14:07]
oh my god
i'm omw i guess
orange [14:07]
THANK UUUU
MY SAVIOR
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orange [14:38]
good news
i'm out of the sink
bad news
my ass is wet
Saltyshima [14:41]
no shit sherlock
you sat in a sink
orange [14:43]
look
it seemed like a good idea at the time
i now see the error in my thinking
Saltyshima [14:43]
didn't see that coming
orange [14:43]
SHUT UP
Suga [14:48]
i still don't understand why you got in the sink in the first place
orange [14:49]
it seemed like fun ok
hitoka <3 [14:53]
i get it
orange [14:55]
thank u yachi
short solidarity
hitoka <3 [14:55]
(｡･ω･｡)