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One day Maya Fey woke up. She heard a noise coming from her closet. When she opened it, another MMaya Fey jumped out. " i am obsessed with fanfics", the other Maya sai
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The other Maya then grabbed Maya's phone and started frantically texting someone. She laid on the bed on her stomach and squealed and kicked her feet giddily as she wrote.
"What are you writing?" Maya asked.
"Fanfic," Maya responded.
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"Really? What about?"
"Oh, you know," said the other Maya, "Friends. Family members. The Steel Samurai."
"Are you sure its okay to be writing about people we know?" Asked maya.
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"Oh course! Here look at this steamy one I wrote with EdgeWorth and the steal samurai!"
She looked over at the other maya's fic
"Spoiler alert tho, The steal Samurai is actually Nick!"
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“That would be great.” Said five inch Phoenix because 99 feet miles had never loved him but this way he could be by him forever. Apollo’s car said “no way jose that’s gay” and run him over. Apollo is devastated not because of Phoenix’s death but because his car is homophobic. Good luck continuing this fanfic lmao get fucked. Wait why did my previous paragraph show up here? Eh whatever. This was another fanfic maya had written but it didn’t really make any sense to regular maya. It was as if it was missing a start and an end. Regular maya decided she would try to write something to prove she could do it better than fanfic addict maya.
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"Okay, here we go. I'm going to write a fanfic!" said regular Maya.
She bust out her laptop and began slamming the keys down, there was no stopping her. She was about to write the gayest Narumitsu shit ever, and defeat evil Maya once and for all, sending her back to the fanfic dimension.
But where to begin? Regular Maya had read yaoi before, but not to a large extent. Where would she draw her knowledge from?
She
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began by scrolling through ao4, a site she knew would contain all the juicy fics she needed to draw inspiration from. She read raunchy fic after raunchy fic for hours until she was finally ready. She began writing her smutty Narumitsu fic basing most of it on interactions she has witnessed in real life. She knew this fic would be too juicy for maya fey (obessesed w/ fanfics) to ignore. She would finally destroy her once and for all with her absolutely godlike writing abilities.
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They both start going to the roof and start fucking writing, they start floating. THE BUILDING STARTS TO COLLAPSE. BUT THEY ARE STILL FIGHTING. CLOSE BATTLE. WHO CAN WIN? WHO CAN DO THE FINAL BLOW- Then a nuke goes off killing both of them.