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Madeleine loves his boyfriend Dark Choco,,, but he had a big problem. A big stinky problem!
He couldn't flush a damn toilet for the life of him. Madeleine would hop into their shared bathroom, thinking he'd be able to relieve himself easily, only to be met with Dark Choco's old dookie.
And this night was no different than any other. Maswlinf woke up at midnight, having to take a nice big pisss. But what was he met with? Dark Choco's poopie. He had grown much too a custom to seeing his dumb stoopid lover's feces, but looking at it now,,, he kinda wanted to eat it. Madeleine was deeply contemplating dropping to his knees and gobbling up the doo doo.
And that is just what he did.
'Zamn😍 this shit taste goood' He thought, enjoying the nice, tasty shit.
"Mmmmm yummy😋😋" he said.
"Madeleine what the fuck are you doing?"
Madeleine turned to face Dark Choco, shit smeared all over his face and hands.
Silence
"You forgot to flush..."