Title: Release the Kraken
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Characters: Ed, Stede
Pairings: Stede/Ed
Word Count: 250
Rating: PG-13
A/N: After Episode 1x10.
Summary: In which Stede finds out Ed's dick has a nickname.
"I haven't done this before. I mean I have, but not with another man. You might need to walk me through a few things, Ed."
"You're making it sound far more complicated than it actually is. We aren't even doing the actual thing tonight. Gotta work our way up to it because I don't want you doing anything you aren't comfortable with."
"Right."
"Why do you have that look on your face?"
"What look?"
"You get this weird little wrinkle right there between your eyes when you're agreeing with me, but you don't really know what the fuck I'm talking about. Sometimes you do it when I talk about parts of the ship."
"I just... I don't want to mess this up."
"You're cute when you blush, Stede. And you can't really muck this up unless you try to pull my dick off or something. Don't do that, by the way."
"Ed."
"Stede."
"Fine. We're both down to our underthings. Now what?"
"I need you to release the Kraken."
"Pardon me?"
"The Kraken is what I call my dick."
"Ed."
"I'm serious, Stede. Release the Kraken, put some of that oil from the bottle on your hand, and see if you can make the tentacle stand up."
"You have a tentacle tattooed on your cock!"
"I'm aware of that. Hurt like the blazes and had to do it myself. Do you need me to explain everything again or can we just get started?"
"No, I've got it."
"You certainly do."