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It's not just 'helping each other out' - Jotakak in Egypt by Noritachan
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 May 2025
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Summary
The Egypt arc, but gayer, sweatier, and with 1000% more unresolved sexual tension. And Kakyoin survives, because I said so.
This is the Egypt arc—and then some—rewritten for everyone who watched Stardust Crusaders and said: 'Wait, are Jotaro and Kakyoin…?'
Yes. Yes, they are.
And we’re going to give them the story they deserved.
So here’s a full rewrite of Stardust Crusaders, where Jotaro and Kakyoin fall stupidly, slowly, hopelessly in love—through glances, shared hotel beds, Hierophant Green misbehaving under restaurant tables, and more murder than necessary.
They say it’s just helping each other out, but… we all know better.
Canon plot stays. But the yearning? Turned all the way up.
The touching? Turned all the way up.
The denial? Also aggressively present.
No, Kakyoin doesn’t die. Yes, Jotaro loses his damn mind any time someone touches his boy. And yes, the post-Egypt chapter is coming.
Bring water. Possibly holy water. And tissues.