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If anybody told Anya Forger, age sixteen, that the Forger family would not only have all their secrets revealed and be stronger than ever but also have a successful Operation Strix she wouldn't believe them one bit.
Because it was insane!
How long has it been? Probably around two years or so. The fallout for the Desmond family wasn't exactly pretty but Anya did her best to provide moral support for her sy-on boy.
My sy-on boy.
She blushed and covered her face with her plushie. Over the years she's been painfully aware of what love and crushes were. Becky's ramblings about Anya wanting Damian to notice her suddenly made sense and it hit her like a bullet train.
They were friends ever since they were eight, well he was eight, Anya was six at the time. Her fake age was still fake, she couldn't exactly change that. While the Forger family secrets were out there, it was only to each other. Nobody else knew that Loid Forger was a spy by the name of Twilight or that Yor Forger was Thorn Princess, an assassin. Or that Anya Forger was an esper who lied about her age and intelligence to get adopted. That was now an inside joke in the Forger family.
Oh and that Bond could see the future.
That one was a little hard to prove. Loid and Yor took two to three business days to process that huge revelation. They were fine and accepting about one being a spy and the other being an assassin while Anya herself was an esper.
But Bond seeing the future was where they cross the line?
How did that make sense?
Anyway, Anya was now happy and was glad Operation Strix had a positive outcome for her wonderful family. She couldn't say the same for her sy-on boy but he seemed to be doing better these days.
For starters, he was hanging out with her more.
That was a good sign, right?
"Loid, do you know where I placed my bag?"
"To your right honey."
"Oh!"
Today the Forger family was packing important essentials. For what you ask? Well, you see…
"Yor don't pick that up you could hurt yourself!"
"I'm fine, Loid!"
Yor was close to her due date.
When she announced she was expecting you could imagine the absolute joy in everyone's faces. Loid never thought this would happen in his life. Anya was excited to be a big sister. Bond was barking cheerfully. Franky was getting ready with the wine (water for Yor) and Yuri was…
Well, he fainted from utter shock.
Everyone thought he was overjoyed but Anya knew better.
They had been treating Yor like a princess during her entire pregnancy journey. She felt loved by her family even when her hormones would go haywire. At one point she wouldn't stop asking Loid if he thought she was pretty. And then cry when Loid would say she was the most beautiful woman in the world. Anya sighed at all the mushiness. But now she wishes to experience that one day.
Perhaps with a certain someone.
Her blush deepened.
The next day at school Anya skipped inside while humming a tune. She couldn't wait for her new baby sibling to arrive. She promises to be a good big sister! The best big sister! The number one big sister in the world! Thoughts of her and her baby sibling soaring through the skies while eating peanuts filled in her mind. Despite being a teenager Anya still had a very weird sense of imagination. Nobody questioned it anymore though.
"Morning Anya!"
"Morning Becky!"
Some things never changed like how Becky was still Anya's best friend. They still share everything together and occasionally have sleepovers at the other's house.
"How is master Yor?"
She gave her a thumbs up. "Her due date is coming up so Papa is getting everything ready and uncle Franky agreed to take care of Bond in the meantime."
Becky's eyes shined. "That's so exciting! You're going to be a big sister Anya!" Becky clapped her hands excitedly. When she was six Becky had a crush on Loid. Which soon mellowed out as she grew older. Now she kind of cringes remembering her younger self unironically wanting to be married to him. If anyone brings it up she doesn't hesitate to throw a book at their face.
Becky wasn't the only one that doesn't like remembering things. Anya certainly cringes thinking back to the time she punched Damian on her first day. It was a miracle they became friends. He often brings it up as a way to tease her which just causes her to recoil in self-pity. Not that he didn't deserve it. Damian himself would admit he was a brat back when he was younger.
He's still a brat but in a different way.
"I want them to get here soon!" Anya said with a smile. She wants to hold her baby sibling so badly.
Becky nodded in agreement. "I want to see them too! I bet they'll be so cute! Are you hoping for a boy or a girl?"
Anya thought for a bit and then shook her head. "It doesn't matter, either is fine!"
"As expected of Anya!" Becky hugged Anya as both girls giggled and played around.
Neither noticed the trio that was walking up to them. The trio consisted of their 'wonderful' leader Damian Desmond, with his lackeys Emile and Ewen.
"Well, well, well if it isn't Blackbell and Forger." Emile was the first to speak.
Becky scoffed. "What are we kids again? How are you idiots today?"
"Tired, I haven't even eaten yet." Ewen shared, his baggy eyes were obvious.
"This is what happens when you stay up playing video games all night." Damian scolded him.
Anya raised an eyebrow. "Oh, and you didn't do that the other day?" She walked up to him with a teasing smile.
Damian flushed red. "I-I did not!"
"You did."
"You so did."
"Shut up you two!"
Anya wrapped her arms around his neck. A bold move but she occasionally did this as a way to tease him. Since she could read his mind she knew he had a massive crush on her, just never did anything about it. So naturally, Anya was the one making moves. This action caused Becky to squeal like a fangirl and for Emile and Ewen to start teasing Damian who was red as a tomato. His mind was completely broken beyond repair. Anya giggled, she always had that effect on him. She kissed his cheek which almost caused him to combust right then and there.
"Anya you're going to kill him." Becky giggled.
Anya stepped away and twirled around. "When are you going to ask me on a date, Sy-on boy?"
"Yeah, when are you going to ask her out, Damian-sama?"
Damian took a few seconds to recover. He glared at Ewen and then cleared his throat to answer Anya's question. "I'd rather wait to ask you until your baby sibling is born. Wouldn't want to ask you and have the date be cut short because your mom is about to give birth."
Well, that makes sense. "Aww, how considerate." Anya grabbed his hand and intertwined it with hers. He didn't protest as it was normal at this point that they tease and bicker with each other while doing things couples usually do.
Yet they're not dating.
Funny how that works huh?
Damian was back to being a blushing mess. "Ye-Yeah I thought of all the possibilities."
"More like you went a whole week freaking out about things that could go wrong to the point you even thought an alien invasion would happen." Emile snickered.
Damian elbowed him hard. "I did not! Shut up!"
"God you two are going to give me diabetes," Becky said with hearts in her eyes. She was always a romantic even in her younger days. Doesn't help that she watches nothing but romance shows these days.
The five teens walked into class and went to their respective seats. They were chatting about nothing in particular when the teacher walked in telling everyone to settle down and take out their respective notebooks. As class proceeded as normal a sudden jingle played loudly for everyone to hear.
The teacher turned, all students eyeing the source.
Anya blushed and slowly raised her hand. "May I… step out for a second." Everyone started to laugh as the teacher sweatdropped and nodded. Anya took out her phone which was still ringing and quickly ran out the door.
Becky glared at everyone which was effective as they all shut up and went back to listening to the teacher.
Anya answered the phone. "Hello?"
"Anya!? Anya sorry for calling! Your mom is about to- YOR I'M ON THE PHONE WITH HER- Sorry honey I didn't mean to yell- Okay I'll let her know!"
Anya stared at her phone, eyes wide. What is going on?
"Your mom is about to give birth so Franky will pick you up after school and drive you here- Okay I'm on it!"
Some yelling could be heard, screams of agony likely from her Mama. Although some sounded awfully like her Papa. "Okay, I'll be there soon!"
"Right, love you bye!"
He hung up.
Anya walked back into class slowly. She placed her phone back in her backpack. Becky looked at her expectantly. "Mama is giving birth." Becky nodded and went back to her work. Only for her and by default Anya to look at each other with wide eyes. Anya slammed her hands on her desk and yelled. The teacher and surrounding students get a heart attack as a result. "MY MAMA IS GIVING BIRTH!!!" She yelled out.
"MASTER YOR IS GIVING BIRTH!" Becky also yelled.
The teacher was dumbfounded, to say the least as the two girls panicked in their seats.
Meanwhile, Loid was having the time of his life.
"Yor-"
"I'M FINE!"
She was clearly not fine. Her water broke over three hours ago. As they got ready she started to feel contractions. Yor was in pain but for the sake of her husband, she didn't dare express it. Unfortunately, Yor is too expressive. Loid quickly packed up the car and called Franky to come to pick up Bond and pick up Anya after school. He also called Yuri who was completely silent on the other end. He assumed Yuri probably fainted. Bond gave a bark of reassurance. Loid patted his head and smiled as a thanks. He waited patiently for Franky as his owner frantically made sure everything was fine and all essentials were packed and ready to go. Loid Forger was a man of many talents, he was the most popular spy in his sector, and many look up to him. However, a screaming pregnant woman was something he never realized he couldn't handle.
Not that he blamed Yor, it must be painful.
"I'm fine- I'M FINE!"
He winced at that but led Yor to the car as quickly as possible. Once she was seated he quickly got into the passenger seat and drove off not caring that he was speeding.
Arriving at the hospital wasn't a challenge. The challenge was getting Yor out of the car while she was in clear pain and then guiding her to the front so they could prepare for the birth. As Yor laid down on the bed and her expressions were getting more and more convoluted Loid grabbed her hand and squeezed it in reassurance.
"Don't worry Yor I'm right here."
Yor despite her pain smiled and nodded. And then came another contraction. And Yor squeezed Loid's hand a little too much.
A few hours passed and Yuri finally made it. He took a while because aside from being passed out he kept passing out on the way from thinking about his pregnant sister being in pain. Not that he'd ever admit it though.
Although it was obvious once Yor's screams reached his ears and he booked it down the hall.
"YOR I'M HERE!"
"HELLO YURI!!"
As the two men sat down and tried their best to help Yor during the painful process that is giving birth. An unexpected guest arrived.
"Hey has Yor given birth yet?"
"Franky!?"
"Yeah, that's me."
Loid was flabbergasted. "Why are you here!? Where's Bond? And why haven't you picked up Anya yet!"
Franky gave him a smirk. "Already did that! Bond is here with Anya out in the waiting room. I just came here to check. She has a whole audience waiting outside."
Loid sweatdropped. He'll have to worry about what Franky meant on a later date as right now his hand is starting to feel numb from all the squeezing.
"I'M GLAD SHE'S HERE." Yor let out a scream which caused the men in the room to flinch. "I'M ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH LOID!!! IT HURTS!!! YOU DID THIS TO ME-!" Another scream.
Loid was trying his best he really was. "Honey you'll be fine-"
"DON'T HONEY ME!! YOU SEDUCED ME ON THE COUCH!!" More screaming.
Loid blushed as he heard Franky snicker and Yuri was giving him a death glare but he'll conveniently ignore that for the sake of his dear wife. "Take deep breaths Yor-"
"I'LL TAKE DEEP BREATHS WHEN I WANT TO!"
"Okay-"
"IT'S COMING!!"
"WHAT!?" All three exclaimed. Franky was about to leave when a couple of nurses pushed him back inside. The doctor came in quickly as Yor's screams only intensified.
Alongside Loid's pain, he was sure he heard his hand crack. Even Yuri winced at that.
"Now push in three two-"
"WAIT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!?"
"FRANKY SHUT UP!!"
"SHOULDN'T I LEAVE!?"
"TOO LATE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" Yor let out a scream as she pushed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH" Loid, Yuri, and Franky screamed alongside her.
Then there was silence.
Followed by the sound of a baby crying.
Anya stood up and smiled brightly.
"Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Forger, it's a healthy baby boy." The doctor wrapped the baby in a blanket and placed him in Yor's hands.
Yor burst into tears. "Look Loid he's so precious!"
Loid could only nod trying to hold back his tears.
Franky patted him on the back and gave a thumbs up to Yor for her hard work.
Yuri was still passed out on the floor from seeing blood. More specifically blood that was clearly his sister's.
At that moment Anya came in. "Can I see the baby!"
Loid moved to the side so Anya could see her new baby sibling. Her eyes shined when she laid eyes on him. "He's so tiny and cute." Her vision got a bit blurry.
Today the Forger family welcomes a new member.